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Fool. I think I'll be here bunches for a while this evening, but for now I go visit my friendly.

No, I just meant if you plan on killing your family. [hide=Why I Love Omegle]You're talking to a random stranger. You: Heeey Stranger: whats the diff between a elephant and a blade of grass You: Dunno? Stranger: wow your stupid You: Lol I thought you had some sort of witty joke You: I almost gave a smartass response, if that's what you were looking for Stranger: lol nah You: That's an interesting greeting here Stranger: i went throu like 20 or more people and i Finley found you You: Oh nobody else said anything back? Stranger: they just disconnected Stranger: lol You: Yeeeeah I suppose they care more about [bleep] than blades of grass or elephanta Stranger: lol yup You: So what brings you here? Stranger: your mom You: Oh brother Stranger: lol You: Bahaha I made a punny Stranger: @@@@@@@@@@@?????????????!!!!!!!!!!! You: Hmmm? You: Once I had a conversation with so You: Someone here You: And he sent some weird smiley face after everything I said You: Then I gave him my email address to my spam account and he emailed me daily for three months, lol Stranger: lol Stranger: nice Stranger: jk You: Tell me something about yourself Stranger: well i have a 10in [bleep] You: Do you type with that or your hands? You: It's a lot faster with fingers Stranger: both You: Oh are you one of those people who uses his [rooster] to hit the spacebar? Stranger: yes You: I've always been jealous of men with that ability Stranger: yes yes i know You: I can't seem to grow a penis though You: No matter how much fertilizer I use Stranger: lol how long is yours You: It doesn't exist. Stranger: owwwwww how old are you You: 18 Stranger: yup i was like that then i turned 20 and i got a 10in one Stranger: just a late Bloomer thats all You: Ahh yes Stranger: yup Stranger: the ladys like it thats for shur You: Yeah I don't see myself ever growing one Stranger: you will dont worry You: I'd be worried if I did Stranger: lol y You: Girls usually don't have penises as far as I know Stranger: um You: Lol! You: I'm glad your comfortable enough with your masculinity to talk about your [rooster] with someone you think is male Stranger: i thot i was talking to a guy ummm You: I guess my hints and feminine tendencies were too subtle You: That or you've had a few Stranger: well, [cabbage] You: I'm laughing about it You: You're probably sufficiently ashamed or something Stranger: well im going to kill my self by jumping out a window he jumps and falls 3feet [cabbage] You: Oh don't do that You: I was amused You: Once you missed the first hint I ran with it Stranger: first hint hang on You: Lol Stranger: well, [cabbage] im stupid You: We all have our moments You: It's not like you asked asl and then still got confused like this You: This isn't video chat, I could have still been pretending to be a dude Stranger: buy im gunny go jack off now You: Lol okay don't get it on the keyboard The Stranger has disconnected.[/hide]

Napalm has something to tell us Please don't say you consider us family.

Well, I'm out for the night.

My eyes are hurt

[hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7jS8q2M3To&autoplay=1[/hide]

A weeek before I move to school and my life becomes much busier. #thisplacewillsuffer Just kidding, I definitely didn't just use hashtag

When do you leave for training st00fs?

wits, enlighten us

the awkward family photos site is something else. One day we were all caught looking at it during psych instead of doing work and our teacher butted in and showed us his favorites.

Yeah. I just don't watch it because it shares much of an audience with Gleeks and HP spazzes.

wits, I'm not hating, I'm just saying there can only be one. If that. And my mom says Dr. Who is about the nerdiest thing ever.

I don't watch it.

Choose your future child.

Yeah, I won't act like wits, don't worry. If I wanted to, I could pull it off well since I've known her much longer than the rest of you, but ehh. I'd rather be brofisted than protested.

Ohmy. Got added to the group of the school i leave for in two weeks and there's this over 200 comment thread that started out as a Vikings vs Packers debate.

Big names, many faces. I saw No Strings Attached in January, and it wasn't that good, but I've heard FWB is way better. If I go to a movie anytime soon, it'll probably be that or Crazy Stupid Love.

It looked like it had quite the lineup.

More like taking 50 classic scripts, shredding them together, and grabbing random pieces. Seriously, cowboys and aliens? NEVER HEARD OF EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, NOR AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN THEM

Hopefully that's why people are seeing it. Seriously, it is the most obvious piece of evidence that Hollywood is no longer original

I didn't even see you there.

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That cat video is mildly amusing and reminds me of Carlos. Boo Boo (the paw) just lays around most of the time. Carlos is somewhat smart though. Today, I accidentally hit him right in the middle of the head with a toy and he's now afraid of the toy. Yeah, he can't understand when I tell him he shouldn't be afraid of the toy, but his behavior now reflects that he has learned from that experience and I find that to show his intelligence.

done with alcoholedu part 1! in a month I'll have to do the rest.