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I can't catch my nose

There are some annoying voices and laughs here, I kind of want to punch some people.

I was on the phone for almost 2 hours. By the end we were basically parallel playing iPod games over the phone the same way as we do when we're right next to each other. I've figured out what I'm doing next year when I get bored or lonely.

I'm "helping" my friend with her prob and stats homework over the phone. Which means I'm listening to her swear about how she doesn't know what to do and laughing at her instead of helping since I'm not in math at all and don't care.

Who would play everyone in the movie?

I refuse to tell my dog that I love him, he's a dog. But I tell the kitties that I love them right in front of the dog.

I went to the back door and Carlos was waiting to get in!

Terrible jokes are terrible. I need Carlos! I miss that little guy, I love my gatito!

Brother: "The speakers are fixed!" Me: "I heard." ... That really happened.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted. google search query: dumb jokes

There are two legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned to the fact that they will soon die from dehydration, when as they reach the top of a sand dune, they see a big, bustling market laid out before them. Naturally, they can't believe their eyes and think it's a mirage, but as they draw closer, they can hear the stallholders' cries, and they eventually reach the market and realise that it's really there. So the legionnaires rush up to the first stall they can and cry to the stallholder, "Stallholder, we have been travelling in the desert for many days, and have had no food or water. We shall surely die soon unless you have some you can sell us - tell us, do you have any sustenance for us?" The stallholder shook his head and replied "I'm sorry, French legionnaire type people, but all I have to sell is a load of bowls full of jelly, topped with custard and cream, and lovingly sprinkled with hundreds and thousands." The legionnaires look at each other, mildly surprised, and move on to the next stall, where they ask the stallholder, "Mr purveyor of fine foodstuffs and the like, we have been travelling through the desert for days, deprived of the necessary beverages and foodstuffs which are required for survival. We shall surely die soon, unless you can sell us some skins of water." The stallholder looked at them embarrassed, and confessed "Gentlemen, tragic as I admit it is, I have none of the ingredients necessary to life for which you ask me... all I have to sell is this large bowl of jelly topped with custard and cream and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, with a little cocktail cherry in the middle at the top - there," he said, pointing out the glace cherry. "I cannot help you..." The legionnaires look at each other in desperation, and run on to the next stall, where they demand of the stallholder, "Look mate, we need water or we'll die. We've been travelling without water for days and need some now, Do you have any you can sell us?" The stallholder looked at his curl-ended shoes in shame as he confessed, "Sorry, fellas, all I have to sell you is a bowl of jelly, with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands. I can't help you. I'll have to condemn you to a long and lingering death through dehydration." The legionnaires were really worried by this point, and they went through the market, stall by stall, asking each stallholder whether they had any water they could sell them, and thus save their lives, but each stallholder gave the same reply, all they had to sell was a bowl of jelly with cream, custard and hundreds and thousands. Dejected and resigned to their grim fate, the legionnaires left the desert market and walked off into the setting sun. As they did so, one turned to the other, and said, "That was really odd - a big market in the middle of nowhere, and all they sold was bowls of jelly with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands." The other turned to face his companion and replied, "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar..."

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I didn't witness it, but apparently this little [bleep] we all hate with a [bleep]ty slit in her dress was in the crabwalk position humping the air and switching which arm was on the floor or something.

Do any of you do the crabwalk air hump dance?

I took a nap from 5:20 to 6:20. I was woken up by my dog barking because Timmy was in the freaking well AGAIN. Jeevus Timmy, stop falling in the well!

I have an amazing metabolism though.

Usually I eat the granola bar at 7:15, fruit snacks at 9ish, lunch at 11, and supper at 6ish. Today I've eaten way too much though.

I have eaten SO MUCH today, for me at least. 7:15 AM: egg/ham/cheese bagel sandwich 9:15 AM: cookie, dipped chocolate chip granola bar, fruit snacks 9:40 AM: 2 glazed donuts 11:30 AM: chicken bowl (chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, cheese) 3:45 PM: beefy 5 layer burrito Yeah I think I'm done eating for a couple days.

I wanna sleep. I should stay in my little office and sleep through next hour.

No 11

You're not the opposite of racist, you're racist towards whiteys.

It is for me. Point proven.

Get out.