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Danbro sounds better to my ear.

Bulimia is not a joke.

I went upstairs to tell you Halo posted he wanted cat gifs. Now its 20 minutes later, I didn't tell you and you already had.

The fluffy is upstairs

They don't need to prove evolution or disprove religion. They just need to trick people into thinking the theory of evolution is older than the bible. The ol' "This came first so it must be true" trick works every time with them folk.

Okay, I know that cat's retarded but he's usually not that retarded. Was he high? Idk what was up. He just woke up at like 1 am and started attacking himself. It was a kodak moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRbyr21LK2o&feature=youtube_gdata

My anti-abs hurt :( Carlos says Hi. He's on my pillow asleep.

I think in words. I question myself on what to say, and then answer that question long-windedly, and then shorten it up. And that makes it sound like I always have a delay on my responses to people, but that is an instant process.

I was reading Cyndi's texts once and Jared texted her something along the lines of "i promise i won't drink tonight babe"

It's a my sims character.

I put together the lamp in memily's avatar. And helped with the futon.

^Homophobic

I accidentally with my friend Joe. Now my back hurts.

Has anybody seen Bad Education?

Bad Education http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275491/

Just got a bowl of ice cream. I'm setting it to the side so I can smash my whoppers, and then when it is nice and melty it will be easy to stir them in. I'm so freaking excited right now.

"I got the idea for my book 20 years ago. It was only a feeling at first, but it blossomed into one of the great works of our time."

Why are you friends with a 12 year old?

The punishment for illegal immigration should be 10 years labor.

Ya, why can't we be like Russia where the drinking age is 12 and the life expectancy is 10 years lower.

You're normal too Abc. You're just not desirable. <3

I don't get it. It reminds him of his recent ex-girlfriend. I thought of it more as his deceased wife.

I already took my jeans off. Hey Emily, we got the basement window fixed. It has flexiglass now. Anyway, I put it back in and like 5 minutes later Carlos ran up to the window and started rubbing it and purring. He likes the window. Then I opened it for him and he wouldn't come in, so I pulled him in.

I saw the signature on the other one and I am already viewing them.