You get an sms message on ur phone and you thinks its a private msg You look for the map at your shop (the you are here type) and start looking for the sword shop aubary etc You stand out front of the chemist selling potions made of household items and other things in your garden cos u have 80 herblore You see someone run away from a tarantula and u call them a newb for being scared of it boasting about how u could kill it with ur hands You steal a cake from the bakery get caught walk away for 5 mins walk back and try again After the baker calls the police you run around the block and wait for him to dissapear then you go back and keep stealing cakes Walk into a bank in full armour with a weapon and say "Anyone got any free stuff?" When you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training When you pick up a penny, you wonder why it won't respawn You are at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks" There's two permanent hollow spaces on your computer chair Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body You spray paint your cat red and call it an imp You start saying 'ty' to people when they give you something You buy a chocolate bar for 100gp at the convenience store You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits. Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway. You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!" You begin referring to authority figures as admins. Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to. You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever. You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps. The server takes 10 minutes loading your character. You wonder why all walls are not paper thin. You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out. You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is. You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant. The a** grooves on your computer chair are now permanent. You dont just have an a** grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand. You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points. Sombody dies and you say........ what did (s)he lose? You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you. You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra armor point. You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them. You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats. You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field. You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour. When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that." When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life. When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal. When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth. You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got
