HAI GYUS THIS IS TARSH MAKS MANY TIEMS PEEPEL COME 2 ME AND SAI ZOMG TARSH HOW SEE 2 B A PUER http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8043/07aug17211006ob6.png AND I SAI LOL I MAEK GUIDE ND EVERYTHING WILL B OK BUT! SOME PEEPEL IS NOT WANT 2 UNDURSTAND PUERS! http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2489/roflbotjb8gff6.jpg BEING PUER IS VARY DIFFIKULT SO I WILL LET U C INSTRUKSHIONS ON HOW 2 B A PUER I WILL SHOW U IN SEKTIONS OR PARTS LOL DUNNO WICH 1 LOL http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4716/roflbottvp9te6.jpg SO STAPS STAP 1 - MAEKNG UR PUER AND NAEMING STAP 2 - MAEK MONAY AND WUT 2 BAI STAP 3 - U NEED 2 TRAIN 2 ASCHEIV LEVALS STAP 4 - SUPLIEZ STAP 5 - UMM HOW 2 PK WHO 2 PK WERE 2 PK STAP 6 - SURVIVEL OK U RDY MOST IMPORENT RUEL IS 2 B SURE U READ THIS VARY WELL B/C ONLY THEN CAN U SUKSEED http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1089/roflbottjubdt5.jpg STAP 1 - MAEKNG UR PUER AND NAEMING OK U MUST MAEK A KNEW ACKOUNT THIS IS VARY EASY. U MUST NAEM UR PUER. BUT WHAT WILL U NAEM UR PUER IT IS HARD NO 2 DO FIRST U MUST CHOOSE A VARY KOOL WORD LIEK OWN OR PWN OR MAYBAY EVAN POON BUT U MUST ALSO BE UNIKUE (SP?) 4 INSTANCE MAI PUERS NAEM IS 0wnag3r U KANT STEAL IT http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4315/roflbotvsnihn9.jpg MAEK SURE U MAEK U CHOOSE NIEC CLOTHES B/C U DONT WANT 2 LOOK UGYL http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5165/roflbotxsyctb6.jpg STAP 2 - MAEK MONAY IT IS ESENSHIAL 2 MAEK MONAY 2 B A PUER BUT PEEPEL ALWAYS ASK HOW I MAEK MONAY AND TARSH MAKS ALWAYS SAYS SAEM THING; U MUST B A WUUDCUTER B/C U CAN CUT TREES TO GET LOGS TO SELL. http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2899/roflbotvg5jfg3.jpg U NEED TO CUT LOTS OF TREES TO GET LOTS OF LOGS TO GET MANY MONAYS. FRIST U USE AXE ON NORMAL TREE AND THEN U DO THE AOKS AND THEN WILOWS (SP?). NOW U MAEK MONAY AT 60 U CAN CUT JEWS. NO NOT THE HUMAN JEWS THE TREE CALLED JEW TREE LOL. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1584/pure3zn7.jpg U THEN SELL UR LOGS UNTEL U HAVE MANY MONAYS. NOW DAT U HAEV MANY MONAYS U MUST BAI SOME STOFS TO USE U R ONLAY LEVAL 3 SO U MUST BAI BRONZE LOL GF http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3631/pure5aa7.jpg U TRIAN ONLAY ATT AND SOMETIEM STR FOR NOW IF U TRIAN DEF U NEED 2 GO BACK 2 STAP 1 OUCH LOL. http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/159/pure4kz0.jpg AS U GET STORNGER U MUST BAI BETAR ITAMS BUT IS NO PROBLAM B/C TARSH MAKS SHOW U 2 MAEK MONAY U HAVE MANY MONAYS TO USE TO BUY STOFS LOL STAP 3 - U NEED 2 TRAIN 2 ASCHEIV LEVALS 2 TRIAN U MUST START AT CHIKENS B/C U R 2 NUB 2 TRIAN ANYWHERE ELSE LOL http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3752/roflbotoqokqx9.jpg THEN TRIAN ON WIZARDS LOL http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3622/roflbotccrtau3.jpg THEN AFTAR U MAY TRIAN ON SKELTANS OR STICK 2 WIZARDS THEN TRIAN ON STRNGR MONSTARS UNTIL 2 U R CONFIDANT U R RDY U SHOULD BE AT LEEST 40/50/1 SOME PUERS THINK DEY R BETAR IF THEY GET 40 RAINGE SO THEY CAN WAER DARGONHAID BUT I THINK THIS IS A WAIST OF TIEM B/C PUERS CAN KILL FASTER THAN THEY DAI http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4950/pure6il0.jpg PLZ LOOK AT THE GUIDE BELOW 4 INFURMASHION ON WHAT SKIMTARS 2 BAI U BUY FRIST BRONZE SKIMTAR ONLAY SKIMTAR B/C OTHAR ITAMS R NOT 4 PUERS. THEN BAI SUM IRON AND THEN STEAL NOT STEAL LIEK SHOPLFTING BUT OTHER STEAL LOL DEN U BAI MIF DEN ADARMANYTIE AND FIANLY RUEN. U CANT BAI DARGON YAT B/C U R NOT MEMBAR. http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1571/roflboty9opnn0.jpg STAP 4 - SUPLIEZ OK U R NOW GOT LEVALS THX 2 TARSH MAKS 4 TEACHING U NO PROBLAM I SAI U HAEV MANY MONAYS SO TIEM TO BAI MANY STOFS U MUST BAI: - RUEN SKIMTAR - R2H IS K TOO BUT SKIMTAR IS 4 PUERS - LETHER BOOTS - VARY IMPORTNT U NOT GET FEET HURT LOL OUCH - MONK ROEBS - U CAN WAIR MONK ROEBS U LOOK VARY COOL WITH THIS - CAEP - WAER RED B/C VARY EASY 2 BAI - LOBSTARS - NO NOT RAW U MUST BAI COOKED! U MUST EAT IN BATTEL - STR AMY - NOT AMY LIEK MY G/F BUT AMY AS IN AMUYELET LOL NOW U MUST BAI MANY TIEMS OF THESE ITAMS B/C IN BATTEL U ALWAYS HAVE HOWEVAR THERE R SOME PUERS THAT DO NOT UNDURSTAND LOBSTARS LEIK OTHARS! http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1103/roflbot1fejqt3.jpg POSIBILITAY OF DAI-ING BUT WONT HAPEN B/C PUERS R MAED NOT 2 DAI LOL STAP 5 - UMM HOW 2 PK WHO 2 PK WERE 2 PK K THIS SECSHION IS VARY IMPORTENT SO LISTSEN UP!! WERE 2 PK WE WILL START K: U MUST PK IN: VAROK LEVAL 1 WILD. SUMTIEMS U WILL GO TO HILL GAINTS. U MAI ALSO GO TO A BLACK FORT ITS NOT BLACK ITS JUST CLALED BLACK FORT LOL WHO 2 PK: NOOBS R BEST B/C THEY SUCK AND WHEN DAID U SHOULD GET FREE OPPURTUNITAY 2 PICK THERE STOFS UP = FREE 4 U TRY NOT 2 FAIT OTHAR PUERS ALTHO U WILL WIN B/C U KNOW HOW 2 FAIT BETAR B/C NO GUIDE CAN COMPAER 2 THIS 1 http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7981/roflbotn5adno8.jpg DONT FAIT A LVL 126 EITHER MITE SPELL TRUBLE BUT U MITE GET LUCKY WIN SOME FREE STOF http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7931/roflbot1s1vug6.jpg HOW 2 PK: PKIN IS VARY EASY FRIST U MOST CLICK ON WHO U WANT 2 DAI AND THATS IT! ITS THAT EASY! http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/535/roflbot1ofgql8.jpg STAP 6 - SURVIVUL THERE R 2 WAIS TO SURVIEV PKIN BOTH HAVE TO DO WITH LOBSTARS http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2263/roflbot5bdkip2.jpg MANY PEEPEL ASK ME TARSH MAKS WUT I DO WITH LOBSTARS I SPEND LOTS OF MAI MONAY BUT I DONT KNOW WHATT 2 DO WITH THEM WELL ITS SIMPLE I SAY U MUST EAT THEM TO SURVIEV http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8397/roflbot0co9mv4.jpg FRIST WAY - SAEFING 2 SAIF EVERYTAIM SOME1 HITS A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. ON U (EVEN 1 LOL) U MUST EAT 1 LOBSTAR. SUM OPONANTS DONT LEIK DIS MAEKIN THEM NOT RUN AWAY AND FAIT U IN AGONY (THIS IS WERE U OWN THEM LOL) SECOND WAY - NEAR DAITH XPERIANC IF U R A FEW HITPOINTS AWAY FRAM DAITH U MUST EAT TO SURVIEV. UR OPONANT WILL GET MAD U R-ENT DAI-ING YAT SO THEY WILL TRY HARDER 2 KILL U BUT U SHOULD STILL OWN THEM LOL STAP 7 - O WAIT NO STAP 7 SRY YA THAT IS IT IM DONE TY 4 READING PROBLAM IS ONLY THERE WILL B SO MANY GOOD PUERS OUT THERE AND THERE WILL B NO1 LEFT THATS A NUB.. 2 BAD DARN LOL SO YEAH I G2G I HAVE A BIG JOB INTARVEIW WITH NASA 2MRW LMFAO TTYL http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4974/roflbotguaybg2.jpg Special thanks - Alamo Carl