Napalm

I want to see Seany's dissapoint face.

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy [bleep]ing walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the [bleep] off of my thread! Get the [bleep] down off of my thread! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Halo, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

>1:53 My chinese cartoons are in danger!

What, nacbooks don't have antivirus? You can't even format a macbook?

I'm rather picky.

Pffft, I visit that many when looking for porn.

That's actually pretty neat.

Okay just for the record I was joking on this part you guys. But yeah I never really thought about it too much. Because [bleep] everything that's not America.

Well, I can't blame you, until I was 13 I thought Jamaica was in Africa and that Sweden and Switzerland (Suecia & Suiza in Spanish) were the same place. I'm no good at Geography. Heck, I can't even place all the Argentine provinces in a map, and there aren't that many (I think around 27 or so).

Yes~? +1 I my self smoke, but cigs are [bleep]ing disgusting. Quite the opposite here. I don't smoke, but I don't mind the cigarrete smell as long as it's not the We-had-8-people-smoking-here-for-a-week-without-ever-opening-a-window smell.

No cats, please, the wallpaperes are fine. @Tyler: I had never heard anything about but if you come here on a go kart I'll personally hail you as our next overlord.

That's so old.

That's what I'm here for.

>Exam is at 7 pm >Leave at 6:20 pm >It usually takes 10 minutes for the bus to arrive and 20 to get there >Bus takes 25 minutes >Slowest bus ride ever >Listening to the iPod >Cool part about a song is about to start >iPod runs out of batteries >Remember I don't remember the trigonometric functions cos & sin table >Oh, [bleep], time to write it down and hide it in a small piece of paper behind my calculator >Guy next to me gives me weird looks >Overhear him in the phone >He's one of the teachers who is going to be in the classroom >FFF[bleep] >Put the paper away >Get to the uni at 7:30 >[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] START RUNNING TO THE CLASSROOM >Get there >Bigass classroom with like 200-300 students in >Approach one of the teachers >Nervous as [bleep] >Legs are shaking >"I-i---i... sorry... late..." >"What did you say? Speak up, I can't hear you" >Smell something weird >Oh shit >It's the smell of Bolognese sauce >Feel something running down my leg >It's spaghetti >It starts falling out of my pants, pockets, and bag >"I-Ivegottogosomewhereelse" >Start running out of classroom >Trip on the spaghetti >Fall and hit my head really loud >Whole class bursts into treats of laughter Totally agree. [spoiler=And in other news...]...my brother might hook me up with some LSD blotters.

I use this bad boy.

What's stopping you from eating?

4 hours 'till I leave for the exam. Can't believe it's already Friday.

That's TIF's mods for you.

An annoying 14 year old kid added me on steam. I accepted out of courtesy and not trying to be an [wagon]. He ueses mic all the time, has a very annoying voice, talks shit about people on servers, he's godawful at tf2, uses reddit shit as sprays, and just linked me to memebook. God dammit.

My guess is Portuguese or Italian.

I hadn't slept at all the day before. Got some good 15 hours of sleep now. Good morning.

[bleep] I'm tired. Gonna go sleep. Got an exam tomorrow, Night guys.

I could probably have phrased that better. Whatever.