Napalm

Unlucky number 13. 13 HP.

Okay, I'll try to incorporate all of those in my dream. Night!

I don't even want trips.

Sleepy time. What should I dream about?

No. Furries just fantasize about half-human half animals. We might have an actual zoophile in our hands, and that is worse. Mental note: Do not read any posts made by women in /fg/, unless they have forum powers.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun 13 HP.

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TIS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS! Thus why it is called Halo-Beer, because only I would drink it. You deluded souls, once you have a true taste of it, you will be BEGGING for more! That was a comment on tyler's fart. I can not judge on your preferences of beverages because I have not had any first hand experience with them. Now, I must go, I have business to attend to.

AUUUUUGH NASTY

BYE DAS

HI DAS

I hope it's some whisky.

Suddenly, silence. inb4 seany.

WE COULD STACK DEAD MONKEYS TO THE MOON I propose we attempt this noble endeavor. I shall begin slaying monkeys, Halo and Who are in charge of monkey-stacking. Seany, Pepsi, and Dax, you guys keep it structurally stable. Yes! This sounds fun! Let's see where I fit in there! Oh...

You too, out. Also, I just read that it's called Scotch Egg.

Oh god, I just found the holy grail of eggs. Look at this [bleep]er. It. does. not. make. sense.

I apologize, I meant to say Go away. Why quote yourself then?

Almost caught me off guard there, stork. Almost. Also, I do not endorse misstreating people who post in this thread, unless it's wits and she's posting some scary [cabbage], or it's a newkiddie.

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I don't even know what happened in the last 13 posts. I left the thread and suddenly everything made a U-Turn.

Baby don't hurt me! 13 HP.

It's my job. I have a family to feed. Well I'm off for now. Might be back later. FRIDAY NIGHT, MUTHA[bleep]AS!