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mariomascot

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  1. i see what you guys and girls are saying.

     

     

     

     

     

    i guess i thought that because thats shoved down my throat where i live. everyone who plays runescape talks about those stuff like "guys play runescapee, 90 percent of girls are guys, plateskirts are sexist," that kind of stuff. i see where you all are coming from and have had the light brought upon me. now, on to religion!

     

     

     

    j/k

  2. I'd watch Mr. Rogers so when the zombies come to my house they call me a [developmentally delayed] 25 year old. Then they will leave me to watch Mr. Rogers. And then once the shows over, I'll act like Mr. Bean and not talk right and walk funny and look like an idiot.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    i like this answer. i think ill join him. and we will also hide guns in our underwear, so when the zombs come, we can just pull the guns out, shoot them, and presume watching mr rogers.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    if that doesnt work, then id let them bite my pancreas. if a zombie bites you ini the pancreas, and the pancreas only, you can be a zombie who thinks and controls himself like a human. and so id be safe.

     

     

     

     

     

    how would i get a zombie to bite me in the pancreas?

     

     

     

    [hide]very carefully[/hide]

  3. lol yes i would like level 99 cleaning.

     

     

     

     

     

    the skill capes is polishing everything so much youve pollished through the computer window and it shows your desktop background. the summoning skillcape is, you summon your horse, epona, and you ride out of the hole into the desktop sunset....

     

     

     

    =D> :thumbsup: :P

  4. noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life.

     

    me: ...

     

    noob: just look at my shining armour!

     

    me: m8, ur wearing steel.

     

    noob: no, i am a paladin!

     

    me: riiight...

     

     

     

    (the noob keeps on talking to me...)

     

     

     

    -after five minutes-

     

     

     

    me: pls go away

     

    noob: noob! nooby nooby noob!

     

    me: ur lvl 10

     

    noob: well, my main could pwn u!

     

    me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious)

     

    noob: 200! beat that!

     

    me: right.

     

     

     

    (i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to)

     

     

     

    noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!!

     

    me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist.

     

     

     

    -after i appear in lummy, he pms me-

     

     

     

    noob: fine, i'll show u!

     

    (at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control)

     

    -noob logs out-

     

     

     

    -noob logs in again-

     

     

     

    noob: oh no, he got hacked.

     

    me: right... what was his username?

     

    noob: zezima!

     

    me: lol.

     

     

     

    LOL :lol:

     

     

     

    noob: where r u?

     

    (no reply from me)

     

    noob:where r u?

     

    me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now)

     

    noob: wheres that?

     

    me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north.

     

     

     

    (then i put him on ignore)

     

     

     

     

     

    lol ive read alot of noob stories and thats the funniest one yet!

     

     

     

     

     

    "me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north."

     

     

     

     

     

    classic man, classic

  5. as you all know, plateskirts are the same defense, offense, fense-fense, as plate legs. correct me if im wrong. yet, the cost less, and only girls can wear them, correct me if im wrong again. doesnt that link to a sexist runescape?

     

     

     

    does it not view that girls cant make as much money as boys? does it view that they intend runescape to be harder for males than females?

     

     

     

    i'd like opinions please.

     

     

     

     

     

    im a man myself, i just lie to think about these things.

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