generaldesor

Allright so I am extremely bored so Ima write in this .

DARK WORLD ARMY Allright so I didnt have a DAMN CLUE about english but I already knew about the existance of clans and stuff, so I made my own,name was dark world army and it had latino/spanish speakers only, I managed to recruit about 30 people easely and it was pretty active with like 18 people pk trips daily, but everyone was a total down syndrome in it, I hated it, what we would do is go pk in hillz with tellies and stuff, no wellfare tho, full rune, unless you were range/mage,but no one ever listened to me, no one falled in me, no one followed my piles, they couldnt even telleport when I told them to so I closed it. lasted like 2 mon ths

ranks: Leader

TUNESCAPE: Now this is where I was introduced into the real clanworld,I learned to hug and dragg (I didnt really hear the term tanking back then) I learned about real clans, clans that pked in gdz,runescape community,full out wars, pk run ins, etc, was some of my best times I had in runescape that I will never forget, many people will say we were just massrecruited lvl 90s, many people will say we sucked, but I dont care, tuna pride till I [bleep]in die lads, never forget the fullout steel wars, actualy hunting clans and hopping thru every single world, crashing adelais fights with blasts only and ruining them for them, the pkri with DS that was called a draw,pullling 399 opts every day,and all the friends I made in it that I still talk to today, tanking with lobster,getting bsed by the few idiots in tunescape that disliked me, dm tournaments,making DKU close,playing Uno in irc, etc. RIP was in tunescape juniors then when I got the level TuneScape legion 2, and when they removed the so called "legions".was in for about 7 months probably longest time I been in a clan lmfao.

ranks: Junior

Legion 2 (member)

Full Member

SOLDIERS OF ANARCHY : Well after tunescape closed,I joined anarchys junior clan because they were tunescape allys, had friends in it and alot of low lvl tunescape joined it like me,was really fun because they had alot of trolls like me, remember that corruption fought us almost daily,it closed like 1 month after I joined

rank: soldier.

CLANLESS: : After this I went emo because I got really sad that tunescape closed then anarchy so I went clanless for about a year and a half, I shared acc with my bro and we both trained generaldesor, my brother slowly quit and got a life,I got sucked in this game.

*P.K* MASTERS* #1 ]tunescape was once the biggest clan in runespace if not the biggest of all time, and I felt like I didnt really want that atmosphere anymore, I wanted a small clan where I knew everyone, so I used runescape salmoneus by that time, used to hang alot in the roleplayer subforum (lmfao) so I searched the clan topics and found pkm's topic and applied, I was in for quite a bit I would say 4 months atleast but I was a tottal [wagon] by the time, so this time we were warring TSL and this suspicious guy comes in our forums and ask for our CC, I told everyone he was probably a TSL member wanting to figure it out and not post it then dbzruler72 tells it to him, next day pkm is getting flamed in the clanchat and [cabbage], I flame back until the kid gets kicked, I raged at dbz for not following my suggestion before and he still said that "he didnt do wrong" so I raged at his arrogance and flamed the [wagon] about him and kevin. That day I got kicked from pkm for calling dbzruler72 a "stupid dinosaur"

rank: new recruit

early veteran[/size]

UNKNOWN LEGENDS : My dear friend bookgeek aka unorclan left pkm almost same time as I got kicked, he told me he wanted to make a clan and I accepted, I met with him and the other founder warriornumbers who was never really in the clan (lol) and decided the clan name and colors. Our first recruit was hoodedfalcon, one of my best friends ever , in real life, even if I dont know him physicallyhes a beast so he was ranked co lead fastly,bookgeek then went to a christian camp where he got brainwashed and he said he quit runescape because he got "enlightened".never gonna forget the ukl opening party with like 12 people already one of the funniest rs events of all time , we steadely recruit up to 25 people, bookgeek wanted it to be a community clan, I wanted it to be a warring clan, and that was kind of a clash,we were warring alot, we were taking alot of 141 trips to own noobs,but the majority of the people got bored and wanted to turn community instead. I and falcon got very inactive and wanted to pass the leadership and stuff, but the people we ranked tottaly [bleep]ed up, we tried deranking them but they made their own clan instead and dragged most of the members 1 day later they all went back to ukl tho.this same idiots then tryed a coupe'denat on me and tryed banning me from my own clan,but my main hoodedfalcon blacked me up so he deranked them all and we closed ukl for good, because by that time all they did was KBD trips with 5 people. UKL lasted about 2 months and a half.

rank: warlord

co leader

*P.K* MASTERS* #2 : I went back to PKM because I knew the people there already and I wanted to proove dbzruler I wasnt a total [wagon] anymore,stayed for like 8 months,not gonna forget the 7 v 48 vs bad as jaws win when cwa classic was all multi or the 7 v 75 vs "holy invoker" omg 141 clans really suck.Was with them when we joined twr and thies was a fail warlord and thought we had to accept all the damn fullouts and stuff,then it was the other way around and we just did like 8 v8 matched I got sick of that and leave.

rank: new recruit

early veteran

veteran

DOWNFALL :Allright so I wanted to join a PVP clan , but I was really poor and I still wanted to clan in the meantime, I knew downfall from TWR and stuff,so I joined them, had some fun time in there made some friends that I still talk to and I still like to idle in their irc chan,however as expected they had alot of 12 year old 09 products wich really got on my nerves, and downfall was kinda point hungry by the time, I remember the time we all claimed autowin vs lgz because they attacked first, or when I got flamed because we lost to DH and I said gf DH then the mods were like "they had a multiclanner u can claim win" and downfall had accepted the lost then tryed to push the autowin, this really pissed me off, so there was this major beef between uffan5 and amateurnoob where like 25% of downfall including am8 ragequit, I had made about 20m by that time,and some of my ex-tunescape friends wanted me to join this new clan "illusion", so i did, while all the other ragequiters ended rejoining downfall the other day.Im not gonna forget the DF v HP wich was like 45 vs 38 and ended up like 4-0 that was beast,or one time every downfall was getting koed by NK and then I tanked to no food and everyone congratulated me it really boost my ego (?) was in for like 3 weeks tbh L.

Trial Member

recruit rank that I dont remember

Downfall hero

ILLUSION:DEFINETLY the most fun I had in runescape (after TPR), I made so many friends in here,we were so laid back and chill,there was no intra-beef everyone was friends with each other, was the closes I felt to tunescape because of the massive TS unit,had some epic fights like ILL+Autarkvs DD+DA, the beef with DA was some of the funniest ever I experienced in rs, pulled one of my best tanks ever vs dragonwood when I was lvl 80 def (LMFAO), the karaoke nights till 4 am,the aussies, jason, dandaman,scottien with his pants on backwards,THUNDERSTRUCK!,Illusion you will be missed,I still regret quitting for NI even if I got bored of normal wars and pkris,I dont think I can join a clan with such a solid community as illusion again. The Tempted Killers fight with my rage speech...that was just so awesome,but my biggest memory is probably always gonna be ILL vs godz matched pvp where I was the only pile, first and last, and I tanked to no food no pray and dragged em to [cabbage] land, it was the only time I was proud of dieing in pvp and probably will always be. Was in for a good 3 and a half months.

rank: iniate

member

scout+

NOOBS INCORPORATED rofl,I was always really honor,but I never could get the image of Ts blast-crashing adelais of my mind,I wanted to experience the NH scene now but DK and Vr werent really appealing, I remember telling people if NI ever came back I would rejoin tho. I wasnt sure at them but everton (YES,EVERTON) convinced me to go to some pks with them, and Im not gonna lie, I found it hilarious, and extremely enterntaining and satisfying, from the wellfare, to the raging, to the flame spams, to bailing to mossies, to the people,etc, I remember when we started and we crashed with 150 opts was pretty beast, not gonna forget the guy who played the pokemon song on harmonic in ts, when we killed all exodus warlords in a row and spammed "double kil" multikill" "overkill" counter strike style, all the times we raped DK in the [wagon],etc, then La Hire lead and so did all his friends and alot of people who just joined who made rune then leave, then the ph alliance broke and it was kinda a domino effect,however I would say ni is recovering from its slump and I still enjoy it to hell.Im still in it and I been in for like 3 months . After 5 months I quit ni, because it just turned into other kind of ph and tf, it didnt crash that much,but most of it because I felt rolig rolig was [developmentally delayed]ed and ungrateful, I stayed trough the worst times and I was one of the most dedicated members and the few that recruit, I got TPR to pk with ni from time to time and even recruit some,tpr was sniping a reject and rolig wanted us to get off even if that reject talked [cabbage] about ni 24/7 and decided to pile TPR instead. I miss the days when NI didnt give a crap. This ni became [kitty]. I also dont agree that we dont pile idiots that talk [cabbage] on us 24/7 just for their clan. So I left.Something similar happened to a friend of mine but this time with a VR member ,we both decided to bail.

rank: member

senior

divine vindicators: Im not really in it, but I got a spy spare in it, its funny. rank:spy

TPR #1 :so I was in #pkm and suddenly I remember most of them would appear in "team power rangers" when runescript clanned them when they joined the chan, at first I thought it was just a fun ML and I wanted to be added to it, I asked someone (not sure if it was thies) to add me , he told me to ask everton who was in like #tprwar and thats how I met him. A few days later I get spammed that TPR has a war and Im like "WTF" and so we headed to the battlefiled with like 7 people, including the allmighty stu/dezmondo, and enzock. even if we had this two beasts I believe the first tpr was record was like 3-5, everyone kinda got inactive and tpr never warred again

rank:member.

TPR #2 (known as summer tpr) :I really missed tpr so I kind off spammed everyone and it got reactivated,my runescape history kind of broke in two and was never the same.Everton decided to resurrect TPR all of sudden ,we warred some other team called team pure hearts wich david (madcat by the time) was team off, earlier that day ILL had a pkri with KO where most of them where rangers so I had quickpray range and never changed it, eventually in this fight I got piled first and I prayed range accidentaly,Pan ragequit soon because of some IRC access stuff so we hopped from #tprwar to #team_tpr I think its one of the most memorable tpr moments ever. We lost, then we beat I believe it was MOD the same day.Alot of the originals like redfat enzock dezmondo claymore etc werent in, but instead tons and tons of people joined,specialy from illusion or evertons friends, we warred alot of fail clans (alot are dead now) and it was some of my funniest times in runescape. The TPR vs Akeldama rivalry was just epic,therefore my speech.the fight where the beef was settled can be found here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-G-FEfHG-Q ,however everyone kinda flamed themselves daily and everton power abused alot,it got to the point where everyone just couldnt stand each other and decided to close tpr for good.Thank god we warred impact and that made dandaman619 join tpr and illusion.

rank: warlord

co-leader

TPR #3 (and I hope last,and that it never closes/gets inactive) :Even if TPR closed the channel #team_tpr stayed opened and alot of people idled in it, one night we were all just remembering tpr memorys and how awesome it was and ralph convinced everyone to reopen,the date, oct 31,however we saw the league of legends as an oportunity and started warring a bit earlier, alot of the oldschools came back, alot of new epic people joined,and here we are. Jimmy one of the original leaders however got kicked for hacking one of evertons account.I think our warring skills have improved alot and we are pulling better than ever,also we starrted going to pk trips wich are always epic, and playing minigolf/kickabout the crash unit is extreme fun too.

rank: warlord

team leader

PERSONAL SHOUT OUTS:

- Hoodedfalcon: Just the most epic person I met in this game, so mature but at the same time so [bleep]in funny at the same time, you have the balance I alwayss tried but im never gonna get,I even trust you more than alot of people I know in real life, maybe more than any, and I know you feel the same way, thanks for all the help even on irl stuff and you know I will always be there, I also admire the fact that you put rl money to pay my membership ,even if u dont play rs anymore, thanks.

-Everton: Never in runescape I met someone as funny. Sometimes we rage at oursleves, we flame ourselves, but in the end we always end up chilled, like brothers. Im sure this game would be 100% less funnier with out you, I dont know if I would even play atm if I didnt met you, thanks for the lulz, your like the lost sister that never was born.

-Kevin (killerred005): Another person I trust more than must of my real life friends, I really thank you for all you teach me and for listening to my secrets without raging and also trusting me, you know I will always be there for you,your the most loyal person I ever met. Mad respect.

-Bookgeek: Same as above even if you raged at some things I told you, you really taught me alot while we both led UKL,and your so full of uniqueness and extravaganza, never gonna forget u mate.

- Dandaman619: The definition of epic.Your voice makes me go hard, I love everything you post ,make, or say, you know if you were a girl I would e-date you, I really respect you , alot, you are the perfect troll without going reject or offensive,I wish I knew you irl, and your a really really good person.

-ttosh009: my best tunescape mates and one of my best runescape friends ever, gl in ur wrestling career bro I will always love you and do you remember this: .... .... ... . ...... ... (LOL)

-Mage/HyraXXis: Your my bro

-David: You cant lead

-Amateurnoob: Your a redneck

-Empcaesar: I know you will never read this but damn ur a beast leading in sara sets in f2p and stuff

-DV: you guys make me smile, every single day.

now some pics rofl:

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj30/forthecrimsontemplar/tpr.jpg (to big so I justadded link like this)

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hope u enjoyed reading all my stuff but I know most wont :P