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A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly.
One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people.
A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool.
Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island.
Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks.
"That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control.
"No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345."
Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone.
Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they
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Please add me:
5th May.
P.S: I was born on the same birthday as my mum :shock:
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Sounds awesome.
I might go find them after getting 1 Wc lvl, :x
Besides, how hard can the clue be..? :lol:
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Of course I would quit,
All the hard work we put into our pures / high lvls / etc / and for what?
Jst to get banned.
I jst got a response from my friends friends tht he was going to hack my account,
So im kinda hoping tht it doesnt get hacked :ohnoes:
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I wish I could come. :(
Im going membs next week,
So yeah :-#
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It looks very effective.
I mite use this guide to get 99 Thieving ;)
On the other hand , i mite get Wc first....
10/10. Beautiful. :
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Thanks.
Hope I get it soon. :thumbsup:
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Everyone is nearly talking about the failure of MSSW4, is there any positive comments i meant -.-
It sucked :D :thumbsup:
Thank you , No_99_Melee. I'm sure everyone gonna agree to that. :lol:
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Are there any comments that aren't about the failure of the MSSW4?
this is a mssw topic, you expect us to talk about hair colours?
btw: fun event, pity i got bsed though :?
Everyone is nearly talking about the failure of MSSW4, is there any positive comments i meant -.-
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Are there any comments that aren't about the failure of the MSSW4?
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Well , I was just guessing because I got killed quite fast when I first logged in. -.-
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Well, I can say that this year's MSSW4 was kinda disappointing.With all the teamkilling and in fact I got killed (by Tip.Iters) several times.
And for some reason, when I first logged in , I got hit a 50 and a 20 then died , losing my full steel, rune scimmy , my 50 teamcapes I was suppose to give out and my food.
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Ah shoot.
I mite not be coming :(
I mite have to go to work.
And its for 4 hours :evil:
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How long did it take to get 99 Wc?
Im currently aiming 99 Wc and have 83 Wc.
How long (in your opinion) would it take to get it by the end of 2008?
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ZOMG! :o
I woke up a day earlier than the MSSW4. :wall:
I got another 23 hours left. :x
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If we're fighting in a PVP world, do we still wear our team-capes?
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Yeah , I'm interested.
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When should we log in?
Is it the first time or the second one? :roll:
I'm very confused
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Awesome blog!
You should get a Gs.
Ps: Nice Layout of the blog :
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thanks Mario.
I'll be handing out 100 team-capes also.
Should I get more in case? -.-
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I would be already focusing on my schoolwork and going out as such. And I would be concentrating on Lego as its my number hobby. :thumbsup:
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Any people handing out our Team-Capes?
I'll be happy to volunteer to hand out those. :thumbsup:
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Wootness!
I've already gotten everything ready,
(Full Steel,3 Str pots.5 anchovies pizzas and the rest swordies :thumbsup: )
I also bet my friend 10k that Tip.It gonna win!
Note: Hes supporting RuneHq.
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Would be nice if you'd share it again.
Sure I can :. Here's the gif, its incredibly slow in Internet Explorer (for me at least) so I recommend watching it in Firefox.
[img=http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp17/rsupload/theplace.gif]
Thats a really good display of showin us where to meet,
Especially me \
You could Tip.It's leader if maybe. =D>
Zamorak God-Wars Dungeon Anyone?
in Help and Advice
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Is anyone planning to go to the TET Event?
Because I need some advice if I will survive at the Zamorak part,
MY stats are below and I will buy anything necessary for it (ex:prayer pots, sharks, etc.)
PS: Its my first time there. :roll: