[Be more Obvious than Captain Obvious!]

I'm typing.

[Prove the person above you right.]

Giant monkeys, which is a euphemism for humans.

 

 

 

I'm Evil.

[Type your fourum name with your elbow!]

pl;xdtgrol2176

 

 

 

Sure looks like my name.

[The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)]

Banned for posting the blatantly obvious.

[Prove the person above you right.]

Chris Crocker is not a transsexual to a goldfish.

[Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round]

26

[Recommend an artist/band to the poster above you]

Wintersun.

[What are you listening to right now!?]

Vital Remains - Dechristianize

[Goat detained over armed robbery claims]

Damn Goats, what are they going to do next, blow stuff up?

[Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round]

1

[The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)]

Banned, because mimes are scary.

[Badly pronounce the above user's name!]

Mym Senor.

[Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round]

10

[Person gouges out his eye and eats it.]

EYE, cannot understand, why he did that.

[Is there anything that can't kill you?-No supercannons!]

Brian Peppers cannot kill you, or a banana.

[Nigerian Email Scams]

Isn't Alistair the name of a character in a Tom Clancy Novel?

[Post your Speedtest.net results!]

 

 

 

Pretty decent I guess.

[Kill the person below you]

I proceed to counsel Chicago Ted on his addiction to killing and force him to jump off a gorge.

 

 

 

I kill the TPUM by placing them at the bottom of the mariana's trench in a steel cage, full of napalm, c4, and horse tranquilizer. I than set off the detonator after having the TPUM in a state of unconsciousness. (Note, if you managed to get out of the cage you would be crushed by the pressure.)

[Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round]

10101010101.

 

 

 

8.

[Recommend an artist/band to the poster above you]

Mortician.

[What are you listening to right now!?]

Six Feet Under - Seed of Filth

[Recommend an artist/band to the poster above you]

Bolt Thrower - Mercenary

 

 

 

One of their best songs.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oREpuJJ8sU

[What are you listening to right now!?]

Bolt Thrower - No Guts No Glory

[What are you listening to right now!?]

Cannibal Corpse - F**ked with a Knife

[Maturity and Immaturity]

Depends on the person your talking to. But on average girls do in fact mature faster.