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Oh [bleep] me. I summoned it again like 30 seconds before it turned to day. God damn it. Wasted my last suspicious looking eye for nothing. I'm [bleep]ing pissed as hell at this [bleep]ing game.

[bleep] I got him down to ~200 hp, then I accidentally jumped off my house and died.

Accidentally summoned the Eye of Cthulhu. I'll try to kill it for real now.

I made love to halo once.

Girl cartoon time

I've been doing this. I've been taking a picture of myself every day. On January first, I'll have a nifty beard-growth time lapse :)

The joke is that it actually happened like last week. Girl lost a hand and half of her face. Yet she'll still be a [bleep] for the rest of her life. I hate women.

So tired

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

srsly

Oh

I don't get it.

Dax lives in Vietnam, extreme. They have different time zones and stuff.

Halo's a chronic masturbator.

Oooooooohaaaaaaaafuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuasldkghioadsfjlkds

Halo's bulimic.

The same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago. I just deleted and re-installed it.

I just laughed. I thought it was pretty funny.

A small child (Probably about 6 years old) looked at me today. The following conversation occurred between him and his mother. Child: "Some boys have long hair." Mother: *laughs* "Do you want long hair?" Child: "No, I'm a boy!"

Back

Oh, neat. I actually didn't expect you to come back. Welcome to tip.it forums, by the way. That's what tif stands for if you ever see anybody using it. In other news, werk at 10:30. Gotta get ready for that. Probably won't be able to post again until after werk.

Night. I haven't read your guyzez arguments, but I'm pretty sure Psycho is probably right.

FJ is wrong, Oatmeal is right. I don't really understand why you guys are debating this.

You say that like the people/person who runs funnyjunk doesn't have absolute control over everything that goes on on their website. I was just browsing and saw something from The Oatmeal. The pure volume of stuff posted makes it probably near impossible. Well, I guess its alright then. Its not like they have any responsibility for the content hosted on their website, stamped with their logo, uploaded by their users. Most people don't even bother removing the watermarks. And those who do don't fool anybody. It's terribly obvious which stuff users made, and what stuff they share from other places. Yeah, just like its legal to pirate movies as long as you don't remove the title cards Wait, really?

[bleep]. I can't breathe. Not sure if it's the smoking or the constant weather changing. Probably a little bit of both.