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I stabbed my palm with scissors

>2011 >sex robot I do that too

ISTP

You need more lube

The only reason I don't like Hitler is because he made it socially unacceptable to have a toothbrush moustache

When I was little I used to put the soap in my butt when I was taking a shower if it was small enough. I've also put soap in my urethra. I don't recommend the latter.

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New spleef?

14 minutes tbh

Constantly getting hit on can get really annoying. Sometimes you just need to wash off your makeup and put on a [cabbage]ty dress. It feels sooooooooooooo good

Oh, that's weird. It was pictures of two average to slightly above average women the same height and weight as you

I'm not having any problems

^130 ^140 I'd tap goon

Haha I had a teacher like that in 7th grade. She slipped on the ice one day and they needed to call an ambulance. Turns out she was fine, so we can only assume that they called the ambulance because they needed trained professionals to lift her gargantuan body

lol I bet you listen to Brittany Spears too. Pop sucks. "LOL IM A SKINNY WHITE BOY BUT I LISTEN TO A BLACK GUY SING AM I GANGSTER XD???"

Alex 6'4" 295 lbs. (with clothes - without I'd be closer to 290) Hate to break it to you, buddy, but you're not wearing 5 pounds of clothes

You still wear clothes? Jesus, what are you, 6?

http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.html I thought it was pretty cool

What's wrong with being fat?

I do too, but I'm slightly overweight because I eat so much bad food. Today I had a bowl of cereal, 2 pizza pops, 3 McDoubles, and now some pulled beef on a bun. Plus 3 cans and a 2L of Pepsi. Probably adds up to at least 3000 calories. Right on

It was Hero Core, if anybody wanted to know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69qz0oSZjYk&feature=feedu

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Awesome