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I know a vegetarian that has a pet snake. It eats mice. I'm not sure what the thought process there is

You're kidding, right? The guy was tied to a board. There's no way he'd be able to swim. They used (what appeared to be) a rag, not a pillow. You don't know what you're talking about

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If you drink the water faster than they pour it, you'll be fine. I just did a test by spitting on my sock and I was still able to breathe through it. It's really not that bad

Today a student was listening to his iPod during class. The teacher said "Pull that thing out and pay attention". (Should I have put the period on the inside of the quotes as well?) Without missing a beat, another student said "That's what she said". Mind you, everybody was pretty serious/quiet when this happened. There was at least a one second delay, then pretty much the whole class started laughing, including the teacher. It really wasn't that funny, but the timing was just perfect.

If they pour water over your nose, you can just breathe through your mouth. I don't see what's so hard about that. You people really don't think things through, do you?

I don't know how any of you can think this is torture. I mean, yeah, the board might be uncomfortable, but is not being able to see and constantly drinking water really that bad? If you're not thirsty anymore, why don't you just breathe through your nose?

1:20 AM. I should stop eating candy this late/early

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It's been at least a year since I've had fast food. Probably longer

I'm actually a heterosexual male

Who could be Halo?

I have green sticky stuff on the bottom of my bit toe. How did it get there? Also, why did you capitalize "marijuana"? Is "Donate to me." grammaticality correct?

The marijuanaization of legality?

I wish I could grow a bed

Summer doesn't start until June 21st

It's called No Shave November. Get with the program

I haven't taken a shower for a few days. My hair isn't as greasy as day 2. I reek of body odor. My bed has a nice layer of filth on it that kind of makes it slippery. Acne productivity has gone up.

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I crossdress so much that people just assume I'm a guy