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I thought you were talking about orifice radius

Tyler isn't a girl?

The razor needs less roids...?

He should have licked the razor

I'll drill a hole in the back of my neck so you can sit on my shoulders

I'd [bleep] Halo if I had the chance

Why wouldn't you do that if they weren't on you?

He never said you were wearing them

I'm disappointed in myself for not having thought of that before

Caramel apples look like caramel onions

StumbleUpon is down. That makes me sad

I just heard something about the Falkland islands recently. I can't remember what

Is that there one of them toe hoe things in your avatar?

I'm totally lost

I'm even more confused now Oh. Maybe it's New England slang or something. I've never head someone say Exlax before

Ex Lax = Former lacrosse player?

I have a rash from writing on myself with marker that's slowly spreading everywhere. Everywhere.

It'd be a lot easier if it weren't for the 45 second delay thing or whatever

10 people, 100 pages, 10 pages/person in the next couple hours. It's possible. Wait, never mind

105 pages in a night? Actually, probably not

Milan dlord's name is Stepdad

I didn't realized that Mewtwo was just Mew with a 2 at the end of it until a few months ago

in bed.

You can't say something like that and not tell the whole story

wat