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That is 99.86% untrue

I have a third hand on my inner thigh so I can masturbate all day, every day

The shadows are really weird in the last two pictures

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There was an episode of King of the Hill where Bobby got Luanne pregnant by making her miss the pill but she didn't really get pregnant and Bill was a priest but not really

It makes you menstruate less, right? Why wouldn't you want that? They didn't get down to business yet

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The bookmark bar only shows up for me when I open a new tab. Oh well, I'll figure something out

Can you post a picture of everything on your toolbar? or just tell me what's there?

How do you access your bookmarks?

I wonder how you would masturbate if your hand was wider than your penis is long Oh, hey. Madoka is finally going to end tomorrow. A question for all Google Chrome users: Is there a way to view your bookmarks without opening a new tab? Two spaces between lines

He seems like a pretty cool guy I'm friends with this juggalo stoner kid that moved somewhere last year. I've talked to him on facebook a few times since then and he told me that he wants to be a "grace monkey" when he finishes school

You're the second person to tell me to do that today. There really isn't a back-story.

I have two boxes of these nifty little cookies, two bags of cheddar and sour cream potato chips, about half an hour of time to kill and I just remembered I have a bunch of homework.

If you smoke marijuana, you'll get hairy palms

but you're here

It's April 20th...

I'd try to avoid the censor, but the mods like disciplining me and I'm pretty sure my next step is a perma-ban, so you'll just have to use your imagination

I tried to call you a [bleep], but tip.it censored it, so I'll call you a [bleep] instead

When I was about 7 or 8, I asked my friend if I could taste his tongue. It wan't very good

You can really [bleep] up your stitches if you suck on something too hard

I saw somebody wearing a shirt today that said ".2 :)" and I just made the connection

Looks legit Lolwat. There's an edit button