Everything posted by Abc1230
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You could try using a truncated dildo. The best part is that you don't even need to pay for the surgery if you can do the stitches yourself. My cousin did that. It looks alright. I agree that bigger is better, but a 24 cm diameter is just way too big to be realistic. From my experience, anything bigger than a golf ball gets really uncomfortable pretty quickly.
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How's the prosthetic penis search going, by the way? Are you still looking at the new GRAPHIC model? Yeah, it's cheap, but I don't really think the 24 cm testicles are the best idea.
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That's a lot of [kitty]
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It just looks like a texture pack...
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I hadn't changed the sheets on my bead for probably about 2 months until about 10 minutes ago. It was starting to give me a pretty nifty case of backne. I didn't realize how slimy the old sheets were until I put new ones on. I feel so clean right now
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He's beautiful
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I took a nap from like 5 to 7. I'll probably go to bed some time around 2. I need to stop doing this.
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Did tif die for anybody else?
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Abc won't ever have a woman. That's why it became a lesbian :3
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But daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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It's only pleasant if they're under the age of 13. If they're any older, changing positions is too much of a hassle to make it worth your time.
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If women are only allowed in the kitchen, how can they clean the rest of the house? This is why i allow my women to roam free. Also my kitchen is tile, which easily gets cold, cold sex i imagine would not be as much fun. It's like sex with a cadaver, except they're alive
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Abc is on the first page
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That's what she said.
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Woman are allowed to fish as long as it is part of the food preparation process. Fishing for sport by women is strictly prohibited.
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The other 20% were stolen peacefully?
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Has anybody else here played I Wanna be the Guy?
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When I was a freshman, I "wrote" and essay that was probably about 80% copied verbatim from Wikipedia. I got a 95% on it :3
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Oh, wait. I googled it. I was right.
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The first time you said that, I thought it meant "Youtube poop music video"
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The difference between Normal and Hard for someone who sucks at video games.
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I will brutally touch (little) girls? You make me sick. That took me way longer to get than it should have. I started typing it, then I was all like "Oh". I wanna be the guy