Abc1230

Nah, I'm not going to say it

"Dude, what if vampires sucked more than blood?"

When: Twilight Why: It's profitable

Who's back?

Abc made an ellipsoid

I never really noticed until now, but my skin is really loose. Like, I can feel it rubbing around my bones when I stroke my arms and legs

I USE FACEBOOK TO TALK TO MY FRIE- Oh, right

Why the [bleep] are you wearing a shirt? Nah, I think he used a complaint generator. Dusty used one back in the Tavern a while ago. This. I can't write fo' [cabbage]

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It's 7 AM and I have to go to school tomorrow. [bleep] it. If I go to sleep now, I'll be tired tomorrow. I guess I'm staying up all day

I took a shower and shaved. During the shaving process, I accidentally mutilated one of my 2 month old sideburns. There was no way to salvage it, so I had to amputate both of them. My face feels so [bleep]ing weird right now. Now I just need to get rid of the beard and long hair to be "normal"

Yeah, but it's been tied back the whole time. I just sweat a lot

I'm not the only person on Tif who loved Super Meat Boy :D

What game are you talking about?

I just scratched my forehead and I saw something under my fingernails. I thought it was dead skin. To confirm, I scratched it again. I realized it was sweat that had liek caked on my forehead over the last few days. It's pretty gross

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How do your feet get above your head when you slip in the shower?

Holy [bleep]. I can't stand up straight. I've spent an average of probably 14 hours/day on the computer over the last week. I've been hunched over so much that my wonderful posture is slightly off now. I'm like bent forward and [cabbage]

Put the pizza in a wok

Where have I seen that before?

I haven't taken a shower in like three days. My hair is disgusting.

I made a boat dispenser ting