Hello would be a good start. I haven't talked to her in forever. Aren't conversations supposed to be questions and answers? Should I ask her something, or is "Hello" really enough? She's offline now. I want to know for the next time she's online.
I had dinner. Some shitty fake tofu burger abomination because my mom decided it's healthy and carrots/broccoli. There were french fries too, except they were baked. They were surprisingly good.