SeanyTheSailor

I wouldn't say he's a hipster.

My daughters shall be dainty, and my sons shall be alpha.

Zoe, please stay bro, you're so much cooler being bro.

Whaddaya mean?

Horrible Bosses wasn't as funny as expected, but was kinda funny. Also I saw Jennifer Aniston's clevage/inside sideboob. Also I realized that Kevin Spacey always seems to play a jerk/ [wagon].

I think it's original, but it's like smearing feces on a wall and calling it art. It just isn't.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/08/01/bloomberg1376-LP7UDD07SXKX01-0E22RM3RN8Q4E0M4G85UTMJRHA.DTL why the hell would anyone go see this. It looks so, so bad.

ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epQ3_hcnLXc&feature=channel_video_title

Gonna go see Horrible Bosses with my bro and maybe sister. Pip pip cheerio, shower & stoof.

I don't think there was ever a specific pic that made me not like you. Your personality made me never want to have sex with you, and then pics confirmed I would have to be under the influence of something, or forced to do the deed.

Indeed.

The lack of post hurts.

So no post...

So napalm, whats jigglin?

I have a feeling polyandry(sp?) evolved due to sex-based abortions or killings. In some cultures they want boys, so they kill their baby girls. Which after a while of everyone doing it, would leave you with a need for wimmin.

The only monogamous species I can think of off hand (though I'm sure there are more) is that way because they have to be. The Emperor penguin has to be monogamous because the male has to hold and incubate the egg while the mother feeds. This would be next to, if not impossible if one male had to hold 2 or more eggs.

Personally, I don't believe that humans were meant to be monogamous either. I think we probably evolved to be like lions, wolves, or some types of seals. A dominant male with multiple females, where the males responsibility is to protect everyone and pass on his genes. inb4thisupsetssomeone

I wouldn't mind a sex buddy, but good luck telling anyone that. Also, wits is mad.

you're not attractive enough that i'd have sex with you. Nor anyone i know would for that matter.

Preparing for the hate but, just have to say. if you act like you do here in real life, I can't imagine anyone wanting to have sex with you.

I would not. At all.

tl;dr

Fixed that for you. mmhmmmmmmm