SeanyTheSailor

It seems Subject Ben is trying to soothe Subject P. I hope it works, makes our job easier.

Subject P is trying to transfer to Simulation: Down Under. Suggest we allow him, it will probably cause less friction in the long run.

*loads shotgun with sandbags* I'll take the stairs.

Implanting Relaxant: Lacey. It might not be strong enough.

Request Permission to emergency implant Relaxant:Lacey.

Subject N is now imagining a role reversal as a way to cope with his knowledge that he is inside The Simulation. He seems harmless enough, suggest no immediate action.

IMMEDIATE THREAT! Subjects from Simulation 1 and Simulation: Down Under appear to be inter-mixing! How did this happen?!?! Our only choice is to watch and hope... Update: Subject/Irritant: Pie has been removed from The Simulation. I will create a clone in case we decide to re-introduce him.

Doctor H, do you think it is wise to remove Irritant: Pie from The Simulation, even if only temporarily? The original integration was tumultuous enough, if we try again, we might lose a subject.

Subject Pony has indeed been a great success. The other subjects seem to reject him from The Simulation however. It may cause Catastrophic Collapse if we forcibly try to integrate him. I am however pleased how the subjects have received their challenges. I am most pleased with their handling of Irritant: Tripsis. I had considered implanting a sequence involving Tripsis into Celebration: Page 5000, but decided against it.

Subject N has been successfully transferred. Note: Subject M has developed anomalous tendencies (See memo: Weeabooness). This may affect further testing. Suggest euthanization.

To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Emotional Bond Between Subject T and D I believe the cause of Subject T's attraction is an inadvertent flaw in the testing. Subject T had minimal contact with females in the simulation, and when he did, none were romantic in nature (This should only have happened if we wrote in Sequence: Friendzone.). Subject T was rated a 8/10 on the Emotional Requirement Scale, and as such should have been provided more contact to keep him satisfied in The Simulation. I hypothesize that the lack of romantic contact with females in The Simulation lead Subject T to search for companionship elsewhere, merely by coincidence finding it in Subject D. Note: Suggest editing the next trial of The Simulation to include more emotional contact. The next subject may react differently and cause problems for the whole Simulation.

You get enjoyment out of viewing anime. I get enjoyment out of watching porn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To:[email protected] From:[email protected] This sounds like a good idea Dr. H. This way we can observe how subject's cognitive abilities are affected by The Simulation. However I would advise caution. If Subject D spreads his ideas, he might spoil the whole batch, and we would have to euthanize them all.

Errybody posts stuff about their favorite anime, but if I posted my favorite pornos I'd get banned. :(

Indeed it does. Subject D has inadvertently come to the realization that The Simulation is not reality. I will suggest to Dr. H that Subject D be immediately terminated. It's a shame too, we just got him back under control.

Jimmy so mad.

I missed

Not sure if it was before you left or after, but pepsi is mexican.

Kevin of St. Catherines Canada does not exist.

You clearly haven't monitored this thread for very long. We are capable of great deeds.

NOPE

So killer is a Canadian eh?

i don't think you were there when the stalking episode went down.

Oh, and I made a point whenever the stalking threads came up that I was a very difficult and pointless person to stalk. He wanted us to stalk him, but we were all stalked out.

yeah some stalking also went on, so we know who most of the regulars are now.

When mixed in amongst other names I have to look twice to see which or if both of you are on.