SeanyTheSailor

That's why you date twins. 17+17=34. And that's legal.

I was never a jewelery person, but I have yet to stop wearing my dog tags since I got them, as well as my watch.

I imagine that would be a particularly hard gift to tell parents you don't want.

Heh. Purity rings.

I find it very comforting to know that no matter how bad you [bleep] up, and how many people hate you, a dog will always greet you with extreme vigor and think you're the hottest shit on the planet.

Dogs can be trained to sniff out cancer. Cats can be trained to shit in a box.

No not really, but I've seen people treat their dogs in a manner less than what I approve of and the dog still trusts them. So if yours doesn't...

Dogs=follow you to hell Cats= spray em with water, "SWEET JESUS I'M ON FIRE RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"

If your dog doesn't trust you, you are doing something terribly wrong to that dog. My dogs would follow me into the gates of hell if I asked them in a nice voice.

My dogs have never bit me hard enough to break the skin, and I've wrestled with them, and even stuck my hand in their mouths to get stuff out. Clearly you cannot say the same for Carlos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCnOS60JFo&feature=related

Proof http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=whptz0sIYOY#t=28s

Canines are superior to felines. These are facts.

Have I ever said how much I love you? Well, I do. A lot. inb4seanygetsmad It's ok halo, I know you love me most. inb4spietriestoruinthemoment Oh, I'm too late

The taste of cinnamon makes me feel sick.

Teusdays and Wednesdays are my days off. So yes, Wednesdays are great.

Green grass and high tides forever.

The same way magnets do obviously.

Fair winds and following seas.

Shake his hand when he finishes his conversation. I would, but I'd rather not make it obvious I heard his conversation.

So I'm pretty sure the guy sitting a couple feet from me is convincing his high-school aged sister that her 21 year old boyfriend is a deadbeat douchebag. I have never been more proud of a shipmate, and I don't even know his name.

Hibbity jibbity internet is back ibbity

But... if we work together we can kill the sky.

Not at all chap, I'm just saying that you might mistaken wrestling with boxing! Ah I understand you now good sir. I have however seen a young man box a kangaroo. The young lad did well until the 'roo decided the game was up and kicked the lad. @pie Her mom got it for her when she graduated. I miss everything and I still caught that.