SeanyTheSailor

PRIEST!

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My face when I don't care. mfw halobro My face when Bearbro. mfw tripsis

My face when I don't care. mfw halobro

mfw fluff starts telling us whats going on in her life, minute by minute

no pepsi. he lives in Idaho.

hokay

>Girl I hung out with today >texts me >"You make things difficult." >im probably one of the, if not the most un-drama people you will ever meet >text back >what do you mean >"never mind" WIMMIN Y U DO DIS!

As do I. Matt smith is to David Tennant as a milkshake is to ice cream. Still good, but doesn't quite measure up.

Don't you mean

IM NOT YO DADDY IM YO GRANDPA

oh, My little Pony. yeah I don't understand why people like that [cabbage].

<---- is a 16-25 year old male who isn't even sure what MLP is.

So what you're saying is... she'd prefer a koala?

ok halo is pro edit

Believe it or not i actually just got one. To be honest I'm probably completely overreacting/ overly optimistic, but i don't want to be "caught with my pants down". ownage probably doesn't want to hear this from me... but steel yourself and listen because it's kinda important. [hide] 1. condoms deteriorate after a while of being kept in a warm wallet for months. [wallet gets warm by your body heat] 2. if it's your first time putting on a condom, it might tear or rip or any of those lovely things. [you may want to buy a box and practice putting it on.] 3. in that case remember that there are other ways of enjoying sexual activity with wimmin that doesn't involve intercourse. [do not ask me to go into detail, because I will go into vivid detail and trippy will ban me] 4. you probably won't last long enough.. and use up the one condom you have fairly quickly. [so get a back up one] [/hide] tl;dr get moar. For once I actually appreciate this wits, but my mom told me this. No sex was had, though she admitted she had a thing for me since 9th grade, and i got to touch her boobs a couple times. She looked through my wallet but I think she somehow missed the condom. Anywho, will continue to pursue. Nice ninja halo.

CoMbO break

Believe it or not i actually just got one. To be honest I'm probably completely overreacting/ overly optimistic, but i don't want to be "caught with my pants down".

Thank you. I will try.

Poke fun as you will halo, I know the truth. Also, even if I do get laid, Tyler wouldn't believe it unless I had video/photographic evidence.

So going to hang with wants my [bleep] or massive tease in a bit. You guys will be probably the first to know if I acquire sex.

How would you define temper tantrums.

The reasons you throw a temper tantrum are irrelevant. You're still throwing a temper tantrum.

You talking about the girl...? Talking about the Dr Who episode. There's the Doctor and the creepy doctor.