SeanyTheSailor

Needs moar procrastinate.

Anyone else have tales of win?

Needless to say she released immediately and had a shocked expression on he face, but since i didn't get smacked i don't think she was that upset. I also got a high five from my friend across the table.

Sup halobro. i touched a girls boob today. i told her if she didnt let go of my stuff i was gonna poke her in the boob. She didn't, I did.

Ok WITS No wits would be something like, "Omg cute guys making out makes my smelly vag all hot and bothered. Which reminds me of this time when there was this guy and I was weird to him and something else about my vagina. Kawaii. Desu Desu."

Y'know fluff, that outfit looks good on you, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor. inb4wetowl And with that pick-up line, I go to bed.

You could still have daddy issues.

We're reading this thing in one of my classes, so my "Socially awkward friend" had a part. I stole his computer and made several changes to his script, all went unnoticed until the one where his character was talking to another and it was supposed to say something like, "You are a lover, blah blah love." To which I of course changed to, "You are a gay lover, blah blah love." Since it is written in old-timey English it could make sense as meaning "happy", but he read it without pause or batting an eye, and was completely confused at the ensuing laughter, including from the teacher.

Olivia Wilde scantily clad causes my penis to become semi-erect.

ohaithere. i pulled a pretty sweet prank today.

ok...

You can have him on Wednesdays and every other weekend.

i've never met anyone from Utah.

yeah but we tolerate it because on some level we all hope to see you naked some day.

likely true.

Halo, it's almost midnight, I have school tomorrow, whats my excuse?

Like I said, your choice, but I think chalking it up to paranoia is silly. People carry money in their wallet even if they don't plan on buying anything. Better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it. Anywho, not trying to cut you short or anything, but serious discussion in /FG/ is like deodorant in a chocolate bar. It just doesn't belong. Shall we continue with our scheduled spam?

Your choice is your choice, but I'd like to make a point. You need to cut some lumber. You can use nothing, or you can use a circular saw. As you probably know a circular saw can be a dangerous tool, you also should know that the circular saw would make cutting the lumber a lot easier. Your logic now seems to be that, even though you know how to responsibly use the saw, you won't because there's always the risk you could seriously injure yourself.

You said I but I got the vibe you meant it as in the general population. Also forgive me if I seem rude but... you WANT to be useless in a dangerous situation?

I disagree on both counts. A major reason, if not the major reason for owning guns is to have the tools to fight back if our government becomes oppressive. Also if you're implying anyone who carries a gun is asking for trouble, that's ridiculous.

Very true. It was a quote from a movie. Edit: Guns are a useful tool.

Most people respect the badge, everybody respects the gun.

A shotgun in the most practical for defense. Axe gun would be cool, but less general-purpose fun.

Not gonna lie, I'd rather own an assault rifle.

inb4doitforher