SeanyTheSailor

Am I allowed to touch my private parts during the movie?

wut

@halo: Sure. Another prank idea, acquire jello mix. Acquire another's cell phone Place cell phone in plastic bag. place cell phone in jello mix. Finish jello. ???? Profit.

easy prank: Find the water Gauge thingy in your house. Wait for family member to go into shower. Quickly turn off the water. ???? Profit

harsh noob. :thumbdown: >implying he's a noob. But yeah it was harsh.

Can't exactly say I'm a fan of ripping out hair.

legs hairs and ouch and stuff

just pulled a piece of grass out of the mud caked to my leg.

I will take it! I will take the baby to Goon's door.

Just got back from mah lax game, we lost but we played a lot better. Also the field is sloppier than a diseased "5 dollar lady of the night"'s pole hole. Needless to say, atm I'm a very dirty boy

I watched it on Netflix, sorry.

Fluff did have a point with the expression thing. A blank face is a lot less 'alluring" than an "inviting" expression. SCREW YOU EVOLUTIONARY PROGRAMING! GET OUT OF MY BRAAAAAAAAAAIN! Also for anyone terribly interested in the subject, I'd highly recommend you watch "The Science of Sex Appeal". Did you know that you wimminz produce a chemical, apparently somewhere around your lady parts, that if a guy smells (even in doses so small he doesn't register he's smelling anything), he actually loses the ability to tell an attractive female from an unattractive one? 'Twas all in the, i guess it would be a documentary.

I have, I just don't like to leave /FG/.

We'll say I like the way she's built . Also 9 is kinda like Megan Fox in that she's hot to look at, but stare for too long and you're kinda like, "Wait what was i thinking.", look away, wash rinse repeat. Edit: If you wanted a more accurate depiction of my preferences you'd have to post wimminz and I'd rate em. But this would not at all please the mawds.

All defenses of my choices have previously been posted. Edit: Though it is worth noting I have seen full body pics of all except 5/6.

Oh ok. Night hey-low.

I think I generally like the "chiseled" jaw kind of look, not a big fan of round faces. @ halo 10 Since she's an undies model for victoria's secret I can't exactly post her best pics without inciting the rage of the mods, also on second look she kinda has a derp eye in that pic. 9 Wut? like female dog? Cuz if so yeah, I could see it.

@ halo SIR! THE WIN LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS! @wits 3 Is probably around where I'd put you at the weight you were at in the pic i saw, =/ sorry. 5 (maybe 6, Edit: probably more like a 6) [hide][/hide] 8 [hide][/hide] 9 [hide] imo she looks better without an assload of makeup Also since I've seen her naked she kind of has an unfair advantage take note.[/hide] 10 [hide][/hide]

A friend and i drew a bunch of [cabbage] on my desk today during study hall, like impossible 3d shapes, which then we turned them into road signs and drew a scene around that. Left it there at the end of the period for others to enjoy. @wits I'd say she's a 6 at the very most. and being generous. Edit: Being very generous.

She isn't terrible looking, but by no means would I call her a prime catch.

My hair is pretty thick, just got it cut recently.

I'll assist so Tyler doesn't hurt himself.

>browsing rl pics >find tripsis >she's pretty much meh This explains her hatred of pics of attractive wimminz.

Thats the sign of a man who's working hard. :thumbup: Back on the subject of wimmin. Also, tan doesn't factor in very much for me.

Although the big butts thing is more about the shape than the size. It's gotta come back, but like, not out sideways.