SeanyTheSailor

Duckfaces, duh. Duckfaces get me so hot and bothered. lol no

I just liked it, found it on my interwebs travels, and what you are implying was my first thought.

Elaborate pl0x Ooh pageget I'm the unofficial best at getting these accidentally. I think now would be a good time to talk about my tiger blood.

So all the cool people are going to bed? :(

You are on a jetski. You, stop jump into the ocean, surface and there is a cat on your jetski.

Gotta love dem wimminz.

Actually I've heard that a bear's center of gravity is actually below the ground, so they rarely tumble.

Firefly=one of the best shows ever.

I have to deal with women on their periods on a weekly basis. >live with 2 wimmin >go to school with many more I know that feel bro.

2anonymous users wuts dis?

6:08 Fixed it for you bro. Hao u do. Also Tyler+alcohol=lul

6:08

ok

Just sayin. The only thing good about eggs is nutrition.

This. You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period. And most of the time you're eating bacon, you're eating pig butt; and every time you eat cheese, you're eating milk gone really, really, REALLY bad, then strained and fermented. Oh, did I mention that yogurt is alive? IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUS Ham is the pig's backside. And I'm not eating the rectum itself, I'm eating the muscles in its hindquarter. Cheese isn't so much milk gone bad as milk with bacteria added. I really don't eat yogurt.

This. You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period.

lolwut Fun Fact: 2 years ago I had a kid on my lax team who had a cyst in his sack so he kinda had a third nut. Never saw it. But you wanted to yes and no. It's kind of one of those things where it's "scientifically" fascinating, but at the same time the heterosexuality in me says, "[bleep] no bro, that's another guys balls." I've been told that whenever a group of guys is together for too long, they all feel it is necessary to prove their heterosexuality. Is this true? No. In fact if anything once you're bro's you might act more loosely. Any normally homosexual acts should be promptly followed by "no homo" though. Not a fan of these even if followed by "no homo" myself.

lolwut Fun Fact: 2 years ago I had a kid on my lax team who had a cyst in his sack so he kinda had a third nut. Never saw it. But you wanted to yes and no. It's kind of one of those things where it's "scientifically" fascinating, but at the same time the heterosexuality in me says, "[bleep] no bro, that's another guys balls."

lolwut Fun Fact: 2 years ago I had a kid on my lax team who had a cyst in his sack so he kinda had a third nut. Never saw it.

I can has seck-see tiem? Wimmin only.

i keep forgetting you quoted just for quotes sake. Continue with your regularly scheduled spam Edit: Forgot to mention. >open stork's tags >see it's a Stork bomb >nope.jpg >hit hide >doesn't hide >panic as I see the loading circles going >hit hide again >doesn't hide >heartbeat at over 9000 >hit hide again >closes >DAT close call

nah man, errybody's hating on abraguy and stoof, nobody's posting. Also today at practice this kid showed up and said his knee was hurt from sprint yesterday, the rest of the team agreed it was actually a case of bad vaginitis, I went on to say he had some sand up in there. Also, during study hall today I mentioned that this one girl's fried was fat, this made her rather upset since she put on a pouty face and pretty much stopped talking. I wasn't/aint even mad.

oh ok. Still. Many people have sand in their vagina today.

Errybody's got sand in their vagina today.

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