SeanyTheSailor

Stop. Shower time.

I smell delicious.

You are now aware that by the time you get done reading this it says absolutely nothing.

I'm not really stinky, just kinda crusty now that the sweat has dried.

No. You.

Im kinda gross atm. Don't wanna go take a shower just yet tho.

Someone should attach a big crab cutout to the right side of that. Not ludicrously large, but like the size of a car.

I have an itching on my arm. I loved the body part series.

No.

It's simple. We spam the Goonstalf.

Sasha Grey.

No, i'm the batman.

At least she's in the kitchen.

Hey kids, I'm home too. Where's your mother?

yeah wits.

halobro. did you die?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0 inb4someonelikesit

I think you forgot it's Canada.

Also watching wit's vidya, i didn't know we were the only primates with subcutaneous fat. Interesting.

Push her off.

DNA Test or it never happened.

When [cabbage] like that happens, quickly looking away makes it obvious that you feel you were caught doing something bad, or embarrasing. One risky, and not guaranteed way to get away in such situation is to keep on staring, like if you were thinking about something rather than actually looking at her cleavage. I'm not saying it will work, but you have better chances than if you just look away. I know all of this because I'm an expert on the subject and I have 3 books published on this. I might be able to get away with the keep staring approach, as I actually do zone out all the time.

A poisonous rabbit would be counter-productive to it's already evolved defense mechanism, agility and speed. I don't see how losing hair would adversely effect apes as they are. Also as I understand it no one is 100% sure why we lost our hair. I've heard one theory that we were sort of "aquatic apes". Thus we use fat because it's better for keeping warm in water, and stood up so we can go into deeper water to get food/carry our babies. Bed for real now.

Lulz. Anywho I do have to head to bed. Pip pip cheerio.

Because we lived in Africa, where it's hot. Why didn't chimps lose it. Or gorillas, or any other primates. I never said it had a major impact. Just that that's what your body does naturally when it adapts to the cold. Your body uses hair if it can't keep the fat. And you know, leg fat isn't exactly convenient ever. Just sayin'. Or it could be hormones.