SeanyTheSailor

Wimmin hate it when you're straight-forward and blunt, they can't seem to process it.

Arguably true about motorboating, but if I approached you in real life and said something like, "Excuse me, those clothes look nice on you, but they'd look better on me bedroom floor." I'd probably get a scoff and you'd walk away.

I just had a kind of revelation. Women get offended if you make sexual remarks/advances. Since we are evolutionarily driven to mate with the best mates (Best looking, most fit, etc.) by hitting on them it's really a compliment. But they don't get offended if you don't hit on them, which is like, "Even though I have a built-in sex drive, I don't make advances towards you because you are unappealing and I don't want to mate with you." WIMMIN, Y U SO BACKWARDS?

but no motorboating :(

oh lawdy, master races. @halo Your teachers would probably tell you about that kinda stoof. If it doesn't actually say the name of your school it's an even better chance its a scam. But you're a smart cookie, I dont have to tell you.

2 hot ladies and it's gay. Previously: homoerotic manga edits and it's dandy. Wtf you smoking. Also, what pie said.

Before any regulars, panic, don't worry I'm not gonna go on a hot ladies pic spree. I just wanted to throw that in there.

Not the best photo of her, but she's a model for victoria's secret so she's mostly in undies, which would more likely get me in trouble. In fact looking at that, it might be the only one where her face really looks kinda icky.

Miranda Kerr hnnnnnng

A sleepy James Earl Jones?

Katy perry is ok, both in music and looks. She's attractive, but for some reason, at least to me, lacks the "boner factor".

looks like shes not wearing a top. BANZORZ

Careful, looks like she might possibly be scantily clad. The mods would blow their lids if they knew.

lulz social justice.

The lyrics can gtfo imo, but DAT BEAT.

Brick House- The Commodores

Ice, Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

At this point the only band I'd probably go to see is Sabaton, but considering they're in Europe that's unlikely to happen.

Just from stuff you do/say here I don't think I'd date you anyway. I'd say pics or it never happened, but u already said no.

again >implying we'd want to motorboat you

I shall attempt a diagram. (boob)(boob) -------^ Face goes here Now shake head back and forth rapidly whilst exhaling. Obviously, not applicable with petite ladies.

Well fluff, obviously some do. Good song btw.

> implying i would want to motorboat wits. >LOL

>implying a girl who is pretty much a complete stranger would let me motorboat her >lol

You can't motorboat a personality.