SeanyTheSailor

The Bear.

not really, all you gotta do is move your arm. besides, for all you know I could be [bleep] right now.

i considered spamming [bleep]. but that would take a lot of effort.

He was [bleep], and failed the hand check.

nah, it woulda just been an added wtf. If you had an axe they could reason you were doing something incredibly masculine, and to enhance the masculinity you had to be naked. but if you had had a homemaker magazine, that would completely throw them off.

If you happen to have one of those "homemaker" magazines, have that too.

You must do it completely normal. As though nothing is out of place. Note: If it's cold over there atm you may want to *ahem*"get ready" first

I like the way you think. Not the concept of Tyler naked, but the cleverness of the ploy.

They probably won't. And if they all are crammed in front of your door, then rather than grabbing one, do a quick "caress" of all them. Like running your hand along a fence. Only the fence is boobs.

You don't what

I somehow doubt all six will be standing right in front of your door. Plus you have the element of surprise.

If she does, either politely say no, or grab her by the breasts, quickly close and lock the door, come back to spamming, everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg.

You could always send me your doritos. I find iced tea gross, but raspberry flavor of almost anything is orgasmic.

:thumbup: I always get a 5 layer burrito meal with a medium sierra mist, no ice (gives me more drink and itll be gone long before the ice melts) with another 5 layer burrito.

mfw he did

End creepy mode.

Guess he did. We intended to rick roll you.

No idea what feathering is. Smell of rain may be my favorite smell in the whole world. My cat is laying on my nearby discarded taco bell bags.

Yeah.

I guess tyler didn't click the link.

>extend feet >lightly kick cat >feel bad >rub cat

>browsing livestream >find this anime channel > lul wut

ok

Maybe Pepsigirl needs another call from the bear explaining the difference between pie and bear

I'd be taken aback at first, then I'd be like, "erm, when?" And I meant every word. Common example, My mom: "Sean why did you leave X here?" Me: "I don't know mom, probably because I'm a terrible person." My Mom: "i don't know about that." She implies that she wants it picked up but doesn't say, "Hey Sean pick up your X." @Goon: There's a reason people don't usually tell girls they like them through heartfelt speeches. They don't work.