SeanyTheSailor

Halo, your mom isnt here and we're out of all forms of pizza. wut do.

I am offended that you are offended.

Top of the mornin' to ya Goon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA0ziLh7y78

Is it true that when women say "NO" they mean "YES", and "STOP" means "YESS, HARDERR"? I know this will come as a huge shock but.... No. But if no REALLY DOES mean yes.... :twisted:

And thus MANkind was still no closer to it's goal.

TELL US YOUR SECRET.

White text names are best text names.

My sister has been among my best friends since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. She's given me advice, given honest opinions, been examples of stuff, asked for my advice. So yeah I'd say I do kind of, considering I've been raised almost entirely by women my entire life.

Personally I think you have no idea what you're talking about.

Ok. I'll just divide by zero here....

BUTTSECKS?!?!?!?!?!

That's definitely when it's the worst. Case in point of girls never being at face value: My sister. Her boyfriend's female friend who is apparently interested in him, but he isn't in her, my sister hates her for this. My sister approaches me as to how she should get him to "seperate" from her. My response: "Be straightforward, say "Jake, i know she likes you, and I trust you but I don't trust her, and it makes me feel kind of insecure when you hang out with her so much." her reply (something along these lines) "That couldn't work!" Later... After about an hour of sobbing on the phone she emerges from her room smiling because her bf has agreed not to hang out with aforementioned friend. believe it or not my sister isn't a power [bleep], this is when I realized there is likely no woman above this.

This tbh.

This is us trying to understand women because you are never at face value. You laugh at jokes when you're pissed at us and you laugh when you think its funny. Countless times I've heard, Girl: Oh I'm just crying my eyes out. Guy:Whats wrong. Girl: Oh nothing Guy: Ok Girl: OH MY GOD! BE AN [wagon] WHY DONT YOU! DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME! Guy: Ok whats wrong. Girl; Nothing I'm fine. Guy: No really whats wrong Girl: Well somethings wrong but I don't wanna talk about it. Guy: Ok Girl:(see all caps) You constantly throw us curve balls and expect us to have a perfect batting record.

You say that.. but it's not true :P Men always go on about how they're so simply and all they need is x and y, but hang out in the relationship sticky long enough and you see boys worrying and over analyzing just as much as women. In all my years as a bro, and experience with my own gender I have never seen this.

Food+sex= men. Girls can't understand when we don't beat around the bush, "OH MY GAWD!?!?!? What does he mean "do you wanna go see a movie?"!?! Is he mad at me?!?!?! Does he love popcorn?!?!? OH MY GAWD?!?!?!"

WUT

its what my clock says and I live in the Eastern Standard Timezone.

WUT. it's 8:21 PM EST.

inafternex

pepsi mad.

and stork.

just me and pepsi.

Never has a truer statement been said. By all male accounts, you can live with women for as long as you want, read all the books, make all the observations, love em, hate em, but you will never understand them.