SeanyTheSailor

Come at me with your impractically large swords and oversized hair bro.

It's ani-lame. What do you expect?

No, No u.

no u.

I love them more.

Kill everyone while wearing a toga. With a rail.

Derail the party.

Crash the party.

A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, blanketed by an inquiry.

But no one would make a detergent exclusively for old people. There's no guarantee they'd switch from the one their used to, and it's not like they could count on lifetime users.

I DEMAND ANSWERS.

Why do old people smell?

Guys, lets discuss something.

Being a librarian has to be the easiest job ever. You get volunteers to put away books and sit around all day giving people mean looks.

Has anyone seen my cocaine?

Hey Dax, wanna make beautiful babies together?

DAT Anonymous user.

DAT daxbro

It's an expandable baton that one would use on aggressive non-compliant subjects.

Technically not military jargon. In fact they'd probably be upset if they knew I called it that.

So I got issued a hippie hammer since I'll be regularly on watch.

The steak I had after boot camp tasted like my taste buds were having sex.

Chalk another one up for Seany proving all women love chocolate.

Stop crying this instant or I will swab the deck with your tears and then be forced to bake you a cake with entirely too much chocolate.