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I will urinate on everything you love. Twice. Y? You're not Goonbro.

I will urinate on everything you love. Twice.

Goonbro. post please.

Certainly not. I would only do it in a situation where it wouldn't be construed as insulting, though, which to some might miss the point. Now I understand the appeal of theater, you get to do things everyone wants to but no one does because of etiquette. But that takes away from the epic of it. In the movie he left behind the woman he loved, who was a conniving [bleep] so caught up in a girlish fantasy that she didn't realize how good she had it. To top it off she was sobbing hysterically because she'd finally realized what an idiot she'd been. It was classic!

Am I the only one who one day wants to tell someone "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and then nonchalantly swagger off like Clark Gable?

1. The selflessness of it will either better demonstrate your affection or garner pity 2. Later she can't argue that you guys only did what "you" wanted to do. 3. If you're feeling as shameless as me, chick flicks usually butter chicks up. 4. You might end up enjoying it anyway for other reasons(Ex: I went to see Twilight in a shameless attempt to get laid(didn't work). It was outrageously funny to me, especially after the baby was the werewolf's soulmate and I loudly exclaimed "What the [bleep]!?!")

Because SHE likes it. By watching it with her and pretending to like it, she thinks/knows you really care because you didn't writhe in agony over how corny/cliche it was.

I have no [bleep]ing idea what that is, but go get her tiger.

Nex, showing you're willing to endure something purely for her benefit is a solid move no matter what you're after.

I've got friends in low places, where the spam posts drown and the cat gifs chase all my blues away... and I'll be ok. Well I'm not big on social graces, think I'll slip on down to Last one to post wins, oh I've got friends, in low places...

And then Daxbro didn't post.

Y so Daxbro?

Sounds kinky. Next time you should have the lady be tripsis, and you can be me. Then you can try to make love while fighting to the death. Tell me how it turns out.

Watch a chick flick. Not just any chick flick, but her favorite chick flick. inb4shedenieshavingone I refuse to believe there is a single female in the world who doesn't have a favorite chick flick.

I'm assuming Ng stands for Nexgirl?

Does the base really care? Can't be sure. Don't really wanna go around asking, "Hey whats the policy on porn?" Don't ask, don't tell? :P That was a brilliant response.

Well it is my private computer... inb4headlines"SailorGetsBustedWithAShitloadOfPorn"

Does the base really care? Can't be sure. Don't really wanna go around asking, "Hey whats the policy on porn?"

Someone convince me not to seize this opportunity and download gratuitous amounts of pornography. @Tyler You have to be careful with the heat, otherwise the grease might fly out of the pan and burn you. Otherwise it's quite painless.

My sausage smells fantastic. I cook it to perfection on the stove and it makes the whole house smell good.

Wimmin are strange creatures. No matter how manly you are nothing is guaranteed, and I lack sufficient monetary assets to be guaranteed to go home not lonely. Especially if I am going to get my mom something obnoxiously shiny around mother's day.

Problems: 1. The females I would have sex with are off base. 2. I don't have a car. 3. I lack good video making equipment. 4. I doubt the Navy would be happy with me. 5. I'd have to convince her to make it 6. I'd have to convince someone to have sex with me in the first place.

Should I download the pronz while I have the chance?

HOLY [bleep] THE INTERNET IN THE BARRACKS IS WORKING! inb4itshutsoff