SeanyTheSailor

I still like mini pizzas.

Oh hush abc, you love me.

Among other things.

I strongly dislike cinnamony foods.

You guys are about as much fun as a civilian job.

Goon, i think we should make beautiful babies together. @Napalm, not sure i catch your drift. (Wtf are you talking about)

What would happen if i posted right now?

I imagine "bwop" sounding like a fat water drop falling into a pool of more water.

The devil and I have a deal, I send him [bleep]s, he keeps a room ready for me.

Long story short, if i have to explain, you'll never understand.

Reward- Everyone goes home, Mission Accomplishment Social Interaction- You better be damn close with your Tac Team Minimal Stress- Where's the fun in that People Around the world- I actually get to go around the world, and work with those people But if you're a loser, you don't get to play again.

You will never get the same adrenaline rush as ripping open a door and rushing into a building where a guy with a gun or a bomb is waiting to kill you and your team around every corner.

oh-[garden tool]-[garden tool] no.

Corner to the right. Need support.

After my national turkey day meal, I think I'm going to practice being point man.

I know. Maybe.

[bleep]es don't know about over the rainbow.

Oh look, gays. How new and fascinating.

I cleared buildings today. Twas fun, but we're not perfect at it yet.

You shouldn't have surrendered the waffle.

Call up Dax after I'm done eating. He's in Vietnam in a car with no motor and Tyler tied up in the back. He tells me he found a note reading, "Never surrender the waffle!"

I reply, cocaine's a hell of a drug, hang up, pull out, get dressed, and go to Arbys.

Answer the phone, it's pepsi, he asks me where I left his donkey, and why the hell his cat is walking on the ceiling with suction cups.

I hear my phone ring, so I grab my pants and reach in my pocket. Pull out something, look at it, and it's somebody's glass eye.

So there I was, balls deep in a midget's ass...