Ok ok I've just got to post what happened this morning I'm an ex-member level 90 with a zammy helm wandering around runescape, when a guy contacts me through prviate chat pretending to be a long lost friend. As I don't remember him, and he's on the same world, I instantly smell a rat... Noob- Hey- long time no see Me- ? Noob- I bet you Don't remember me Me- I don't soz Noob- I'm your friend remeber Me- I just added you..... This then after about another 30 seconds of banter leads to.... Noob- Can i have Black G Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Me- lol ummmmmmmm have you heard of the TRADE LIMIT Noob- U can drop it Me- it won't apear thats the TRADE LIMIT AGAIN Noob- I'm not your friend anymore Me- You never were, you just added me as you saw me just so you could try and get Black (g) Noob- That's not true Can i have 5k then plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Me- Hmmm should i help the poor.... What level are you Noob- Lvl21 i a noooooooooobbbb plzzzzzz give me 5k Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Me- U can get 5k from like a full invent of CLAY Lvl 1 mining Pickaxe- free From bob in lummy Noob-Lvl 4 mining i got Me- yesssssssssss and clay is lvl 1 Noob- plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz can i have 5k Me- Soz i don't give free money besides 5k's easy to get Later.... Me- Hi? What happens if i say--------- 5K!!!!!!!! Noob- All i want is 5k Me- All i want for christmas is youuuuuuuuuu Noob- Wat Me- You amuse me Noob-Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz can i have 5k pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 5 minutes later Me- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have considered for a very long time wiv due deliberation answer is no Noob- Why Meanwhile out of private chat land.... Lvl 3 Noob- Trade Noob (2)I'm poor Me- Ah Noob no.2 Noob (2)- Have u got any bronze Me- No I don't deal in low quality merchandise Soz Noob (2)- (Gives up and asks other guy) Other guy- I have nothing to give i'm afraid Shame about trade limit I used to just come and give stuff away Noob (2)- uses cry emote and runs off Back to Private noob Noob- Can i just have the black trimed helm then plzzzzzzzzzzzzz Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ffs I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely need Me- What for a party? Noob- Yh And I wanna look reeeeely cool I wanna stand out Me- ok on rs you WORK for money Noob- so will you buy me black gold trim helm? Me- Ok I reeeeaaaally think you should stop asking me that, i'm not even gonna give you 5k Noob- Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I reeeeeeeeeeely need the helmet Me- Of course you do Ok bye noob i hope we can have more of these little chats (I log out) This guy's priceless, i hope i can have more chats like these
