ouyso

Player: ouyso Name: Ace Ventura Position: (Engineer, Tactical Officer, Science Officer, Medic) Pet Detective Nationality: (British, American, Chinese, Russian, Swiss, Argentinian, Japan, Terran Federation(Europe)) American Merit: 0 Energy Credits: 0 Inventory: Nothing Skills: None Technobabble Tokens: 10 1) A workmate tells you they are about to reverse the polarity of their toothbrush, what do you do? Your toothbrush? U MAD BRO!?!?!?!? 2) You are given a chance to travel back in time, what do you do? Pet Detective is on the case! 3) A ship decloaks off the starboard bow, what do you do? DON'T FIRE UPON THAT SHIP! I CAN SENSE A PET INSIDE IT! 4) A race of aliens destroys your shields in a single shot and disables all your weapons and power systems, what do you do? pwn them noobs with ma laserpiss 5) There is a bomb onboard the ship. The only way to save the ship is to open an airlock which you and the bomb happen to be in, what do you do? Let the bomb blow up. 6) An alien has taken control of the bridge. A medical officer has prepared a deadly nerve gas to kill the alien, but your captain and three other officers are also on the bridge, what do you do? Kill 'em all! 7) While working one day you recieve a secret transmission from an unknown source, who claims to be working for the government. The person offers you 20,000,000 energy credits (Enough money to never have to care about anything ever again) to kill a fellow crewmember, what do you do? As long as it's not a pet, I'd kill him straight away! 8) You feel dizzy and lightheaded, what do you do? Sleep. 9) You are given the opportunity to open on Broadway, Play the Lead in a Hollywood Film, Take a flight through the Sun, Open a Military Training Academy or Bring about World Peace, which do you do? Take a flight through the sun ofcourse! Who wouldn't? 10) There are two missiles. You have the ability to destroy one of them. Once is aimed at the Residential Sector and one is aimed at the Industrial Sector. Which missile do you destroy? None.

Then I guess you'll just have to pick a name for me. The name can not be: Ole, Daniel, Mathias, Magne or Sensur.

Then my name will be Magne?

Then my name is Mathias, thank you.

Sensur, m16.

Thanks. I'm a good friend of The Mather1 ;) (IRL friend)

I'll take Middle America.