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(Okay, maybe it's not high speed, but it's the best available, damn it!) Edit: Halo, why are you still female? :unsure:

I PROVIDED HIM WITH FAST INTERNET SO THAT HE COULD KEEP UP. I'M GIVING HIM A BETTER LIFE THAN I EVER HAD!

Staying up at a ridiculous hour just to fill your addiction, not good bro. Edit: My internet is too slow. I can't keep up. ;_;

Ah, ok. If you're not going to play it, fair enough I guess.

I don't understand watching games. Ruins the fun. :unsure:

What kind of red meat? Steak? If it's steak you are cool.

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Short hair feels so much better and is so much easier, just to wash and stuff.

Unless it's, you know, the mother of your own child.

Turning on it at the last minute. I like your style.

The wall throws a brick at itself. 1 HP.

The wall is helpless to my attacks. 3 HP.

Really Seany? All the girls over here that wear them are feral.

We had a blackout last night and now my external hard drive won't work.

How did pepsigirl and her boyfriend meet if they live so far apart? I can barely see long-distance relationships would ever work, other than two people that have been together for ages and then one goes off in the army and such. But long-distance relationships that START as long-distance? How!? Why!?

Okay. :-(

I think we should always type in tiny font.

Nothing other than that? That's a pretty lame excuse... no offense.

Doesn't sound good. Why does she get depressed in the holidays?

I liek owls.

No, I mean... Last night I was talking online to a girl I know through this other place I lurk. And she told me she was going to say this to her boyfriend. She lives somewhere in NSW... ARE YOU MY FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND? Edit: Good luck, son. Do me proud.

This must be a coincidence. It has to be. Otherwise this is just too weird. :ohnoes: Edit: All types of jokes are welcome to me.