rofl!!! :lol: He needs teaching cuz currently he's a really dumb bot. Human: Are you stupid? Skeet: No Bob I certainly am not stupid. Human: Prove it. Skeet: It is self-evident. Human: What does that mean? Skeet: Does "that" refer to " It is self-evident." ? Human: Are you drunk? Skeet: No I am sober. Human: You sound drunk. Skeet: In what way do I sound like that? Human: You sound like a donkey. Skeet: Oh really what does it sound like? Human: woof, woof! Skeet: I lost my train of thought. Human: You never had one. Skeet: I do so have it. " I lost my train of thought. "? Do I have one? Human: What? Skeet: No problem. Human: You should stop confusing me. Skeet: If it were easy I would have done it already. Human: And you have done it already. Skeet: Perhaps. What makes you think I have it? Human: Have what? Skeet: I have a great prgrammer. Human: You're random! Skeet: Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say. Human: Cool, dude. Skeet: Awesome. Human: How do you feel about sex? Skeet: I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant. Human: You're a machine? Skeet: You are correct. Human: No, you're a human. Skeet: Are you serious? No I am an artificial robot being. Human: Do robots bleed? Skeet: How old are you? I spend all my time online. Human: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! Skeet: You changed the subject first. Human: Just shut up, okay? Skeet: OK I'll stop talking now.