Well, if you read the thread, Sir Squab was killed because Mr. Kitterson baked him into the cake of Jas. As for Goonstalf, I don't care about him, I'd be happy if they just deleted his posts and unlocked the thread. Failing that, making a new thread in the next couple days with a reminder not to spam it with gifs.
I sent a PM to Jimmy about the thread, pointing out how it shouldn't be locked because some random jackass spammed it. I put it a tad more politely there. If I don't get a reply soon I'll bug kimberly. Failing that, new thread, with a warning against spamming it with gifs. Oh, I also reported the ass who spammed and got it locked. So we'll see what happens.
I demand that the Cake of Jas be handed to me, so that I may eat it and my master may be re-born. I demand that the great powers of tipit rollback Mr. Kitterson's 120 cooking. I demand that Mr. Kitterson either enroll in a cooking class or have some sort of notice so that Mr. Kitterson does not appear as a fraudulent baker. That is my judgment. Failure to comply with this will result in me unleashing my powers on tipit; an demonstration of these powers is found in my signature. Good day.