ok to make a sig u need some kind of shop...psp8 psp7 or u can even use paint.....adobe works well also.....after u have the item u want as ur sig save it as .jpg or .jpeg then go to imageshack.us and browse and upload ur file.....then copy the link and paste it into the box where it says signature....thats all i can think of =) hope i helped...o yea and about u being a newb dont worry about it...im a newb sig maker =P