Jesse627

Thanks but I disagree with it being dull. Its only because you don't know the rythm to read it at, When i rap it youll understand it more. -=Jesse=-

Well first things first, this is my second rap. So if you didn't read/listen to the first one you can find it here. After that enjoy this also! I took more time into this one and I think it's pretty funny. [i will be rapping this song to a beat soon, I'll post it here when I get a chance.] I colorized the ryhme scheme to make it easier on you. You should understand what I mean when you start reading. -----------===="An Average Day In PoonScape"====---------- So I'm just an average player, I don't have much, Just have the coolest items, rare things and such. When I open my bank, all I can see, Is infinite items and gold for money. Like everyone I get the occasional noob, Telling me things he wishes he could do. He asked for my mask set, and my ammy to, Left him with burnt lobsters, and a note for 1 yew. He kept following me everywhere, I just ignored. He's just a poor noob that will always be bored. He screamed "Don't hate me just cause I'm newer!" Now guess who I locked in the varrock sewer? I decided to raise my mining, First thing I here is people whining. Getting to rocks like in the races, I wouldn't leave till I filled 28 spaces. I couldn't listen to these noobs shouting, Imma go somewhere where there's no pouting. I soon left that barb coal field, Now I'm chillin' in the mining guild. After a while, I started to get bored. I figured I'd explore the town falador. I had caught up with a nice town drop party. People running to items, getting kinda darty. Things were looking good, items everywhere. Here come the grabbers, lookin for the rares. I headed east to hide in a few oak trees, In case someone accidentally telegrabbed me! I climbed out the tree, grabbed my hammer handle. I figured I'd stop and check out Doric's anvil. I guess Im gonna make armor for my chest, Then Doric tells's me I haven't done his quest. I left Doric's, then went to the fally bank. Then I took a minute to check my overall rank. Noob starts saying that I'm just a yank, If he keeps goin, he'll be eating a plank. I wanted to leave, so I went strutting, Guess it's time I begin woodcutting. It's not where you'll usually find me, And the reason for that is I'm F-2-P. I asked cutting levels, and listened to liars, I cut and cut as my little heart desires. After that I gathered my best lighters, Then edgeville blazed up with tons of fires. They all got mad and typed furiously, One guy told me I was gonna get "haxed" They all looked around so curiously, As he's standing there with a broken axe. He's telling me that's not what he meant, I'm still laughing about him and the ent. I've never seen someone log out so quick, I think that guy needs to suck a big... mint. I ignored the rest, and walked to the wild, People surround me saying what you want now. I decide to treat them like a step child, I had to kill them, someway, somehow. I got an idea, I said it'll be fine, I headed north for the skeleton mine. Once I got there I heard someone say "Defeat Him". I stayed around to watch the skeletons beat them. And to show them what a true pker means, I started walking without there things. Some guy runs up saying "Man you rock!" Then I disappeared, teled to varrock. Right when I think my days gonna end, I get a message from a good RS friend "Jesse, I'm sorry but it happened again" "Do you have anything you could possibly lend?" Skeletons killed my friend on accident, Of all the outcomes, it's not what I meant. I'm sorry man I can't deal with this, Time to say hello to my ignore list. Searching around varrock lookin for something to buy, All of a sudden a message catches my eye. "I'll trade you this headband, looks like a bunny" Clowns are scarce, is he trying to be funny? After I got finished reporting that queer, I figured I'd stop by and have a cold beer. After I finished, I felt kinda witty! Oops, Again, I forgot to feed my kitty. I soon decided to leave this crazy pub, It's about time, I've had enough. I deposit in the bank, cause its kinda late. A message pops up "A Jagex Update!" -----------===The End===---------- Hope you enjoyed this please rate it 1-10 thanks so much. -=Jesse=-

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PLEASE RATE ME, I NEED INSPIRATION TO CONTINUE :) COME ON! Ok, I finally set me up a beat and rapped this rap. So if you want to hear it just click the link below or right click -> save as. REMEMBER TO READ THE LYRICS AS THE SONG PLAYS, SO OPEN THE MUSIC FILE IN A NEW WINDOW! ]Download Here! NOTE! - For BEST results follow the lyrics WHILE listening to the song! Please rate me :) --------------===Wildy Rap===-------------- I'm on my way to the wildy zone, I don't need friends, I can pk alone. Its a good night, lit with many moons, OH CRAP! I forgot to pack ma tele runes. I guess tonight Imma get down and dusty Its been a while so I'm a lil rusty. I pass up varrock on ma way to the altar, Then I feel the presence of a lone stalker. I turn around quicky, Remove my sword swiftly, Noob here staring at my armor like its nifty. I'm quick to take a dose of ma strength potion, I killed him so fast, it plays quick in slow motion. All of sudden a pile appears, Just a defence ammy and a few beers. So Im back on my way, grin on my face, Feeling good, traveling at a pretty nice pace, This dude runs pass with a name "The #1 Ace" Then I shot a few arrows towards his pale face. He starts typing, "No plz sir dont kill me again," "Is there some chance you might let me win?" He starts attacking, saying hes the slayer, Thats when I remember I still have ma prayer. I turn it on, defence from melee, Chop and Diced till he feel weakly. Im kinda tired with all this hastle, Its about time to check out the castle. When I got there, I walked straight in, 3 Rangers lookin, searching for ma friend, To bad they don't know, Im pking solo, They ask If I'm scared, I reply with a hell no.. This is the part where I get kinda worried, This is where they wish they had hurried, By the time they shot, I already said gimme, Now its time for them to meet ma scimmy. So thats it folks, I grabbed what I could, Only fella left in this wildy neighborhood. I head straight south, going to edgeville, Then I hear a whisper "Please Stay Still" I looked to ma left, and there they are, They weren't close, but not to far. It was two little noobs, all alone, I guess today, they'll be going home. I run to attack them, and from outta the blue, Some mages come at me, not one but two! I didn't know their levels were a little hightened, This is the part where I get a little frightened. They charge me, fire blasts in every direction, Telling me how its time I learn my lesson. I guess its about that time where I get killed, Pking just must not be my skill. I get the message "Oh Dear, You're Dead" I feel a few sharp stings in ma head. So what if I lost some weapons, a cape, and armor, Think of all the people that went through my horror. But thats alright, because I'll be okay. You'll see me right back, the very next day. --------------===The End===-------------- Please rate this 1-10, and tell what you think. If you would like me to write more raps about anything in Runescape, tell me and I'll be glad to do it. When you post, and your rating it tell me if you just read it or you read and listened to it thanks! Im just curious. Thanks, -=Jesse=-

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