spooksprings

The Marriage Of Minds The Meeting Of Worlds Plutaracian Selbage my Frostiloobers! You are invited to Spooketas wedding, lady, wife and sister to Spooksprings Flannelator or the city of Cromulon. Chronos time is frootting o clock, the stratosphere is elviated. To see the full photo album and other seldom scenes seen in the Spoonscape go here: ihavenoeyedearnoob http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad/20 ... noob1.html I have captured Elvarg's Revenge, Zezima26's Funeral, Destruction of Evil HQ, Trawler's Success, The Free Stuff Machine, and The Throne Of The Pie King! All in high quality Betamax vision, with a free packet of Emo essence. Don't forget, DON'T give Spooks money, votes, wards or encouragment, or he will start up a Communist Empire Again! Please ravage my art with critisims, putdowns and savage it's romance

Hello Noobs, I am Sir Sydney Smythe Q.C., head of the bank of Runescape bankers, the hardest working people in all RS, (24/7 you know). We have decided to go on strike due to 2453 deaths of bankers from handling strange glowing objects, explosive frogs and obsidian blades. No entry is permitted to any bank for 28 days (save Falador East, expect delays), until Jagex Ltd accept our demands for safer working practices. Here are our demands: http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad/im ... kgripe.jpg Please take time to sign our petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/Bankscape/ Thank you for making our life interesting players, we are sorry for the inconvenience, but Jagex is to blame for this you know! http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad

It's offensive, only for the fact that it is unimaginative and lacking in any intellectual input. It's an insult to faking if anything. Do it again, in a Runescape setting in Camelot castle, with some knight templars, and I'll sing your praises.

This is why I am giving up magic...nothing but trouble and strife for the wife. You should do so too! You are not covered against being MMORPG related disasters in your life insurance.

Name The RS Flowers From 1-25 And (Possibly) Win 300,000k Runescape Gold Coins! How are your observation skills? Do you stop and stare at the beauty beneath your feet before some giant tramples all over it? Like to bend down and give a bloom a good old sniff between arrows? If so, and you like bright happy and gaye flowers, enter Spooks new competition! You may possibly win some gold! Guidelines 1. The jungle flowers don't have specific names, but there's only one of each, so give me their location (except 24) 2. 1-12, (Not 9), 20, 21 are Members' Flowers, but if you get all Free Players' Flowers right, (If you are not a member) I'll give you 25,000 gold coins! (Free Player competition not open to Members' Players) 3. 1-8, 21 are Members' Quest Items, but still grows wild, except for 1-8. 4. For a Butterfly Bonus, of naming the floating frittilaries, I will give you 10,000 gp each! 5. Extra Bonus (5k): Name two flowers that grow in the wilderness 6. Naming ALL flowers = 50k. Naming everything = 90k. 200k Bonus for Botanical Latin names. * This competition is open to runescape players, for a virtual cash prize, and no monies real or imaginary outside the game will be transfered via a shady downtown car park late at night. ** I reserve the right to not give you your prize, if I feel you are dressed imperfectly, are a threat to flowers, or suffer from hayfever. *** If you enter the free Players Flowers Competition, I will check wether you are a member, or not. **** Nobody over age 16 may enter this competition. And you must be humanoid. ***** The total possible prize money in this competition amounts to 300k, and lowest prize 5k. It's first come first serve, so you may not actually receive the full prize if you are not quick enough, thus there may be 5 possible winners, and no actual winners, if all the answers are not given incorrectly. ****** You are free to enter either the Free Player Flowers, Member's Flowers, All Flowers, Butterfly Bonus, Wildy Bonus, Botanical Bonus, and Combination Rollover, or a selection of 1-6 competitions as many times as you wish. But you are entitled to only one entry per person, for each house you live in. And if you get one answer wrong in any of the 26 possible combinatiopn games, you will veto ALL rights to any claim on prize money I have chosen to withhold. And you must not look at other competitiors entires, this will nullify all rights to a luxury cruise on the 'The Listing Lumber' courtesy of Murphys Travel. ******* Botanical Latin names must be correct within current Kew guidelines, as set out in Nomenclature monthly, and must not infer to European Latin, Vulgar latin or any pre-Victorian Babble. And it must be hand written, and self address with S.A.E. to my private residents. ******** Jagex owns this picture, and if you print it off and sell it down the market, Jagex will request recompense from your RS bank account.

Updated: I turned your requests into stone. keep the ideas coming!

Yes! You all voted! (yes your no votes counted as a yes!) It was very hot standing next to that pyre! (phew wipes brow)

Thats very beautifull sir. I dont often have a reason to respond to Runescape Art Posts because they are usually full of swords gore or radishes. But this is a inspired creation and shows your sensetive side, and obvious experience of nature on the wild side, which also sticks in my memories. More of this type please. 10/10

The poll of polls to beat all poles. Vote now, in association with Runescape, Rune Tip It and erm Spooksprings for your new stylee Player Houses! Which is it to be, a mud hut on a wind swept crag or a fine looking fairy house magic? Your votes count! Sir Lord Andrew Gower, King of Runescape will be perusing the results, and will serve you your witches! (The above image is small, I don't see why Imageshack should look after my pictures for me. So for a a full big screen version go here or here) : http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad/im ... ittobe.jpg http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad/im ... ittobe.png

Cow: gold, Anarki Broodo: stone, Jamesco: stone, Demon: pink oboe juice, Goblins: rune, KBD: frozen cactus juice, Kalphite: humbug ore, Pregnant Duck: jade. More silly things on http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad If you would like to see your character, cat, or favourite monster, cast in any metal or material you want, for only 10 gp, post your picture or ideas below, and I will get to work like a Leonardo Da Winky. I can also place the plinth ina town of your choice! Please note I cannot TURN people INTO metal etc, I am only Level 40 Mage.

VOTING CLOSED! You voted by proxy to burn the earn! So His Royal Sphynxness Spooksprings, extracts his giant match, and puts the loot to the boot! All your evidences of crimes against goblins poofed in a sluff of smoke in 5 seconds of GIF. Now you are free from blame and punishment AND haxors. That must be a good thing. Oh and no I didn't save any phats. But look I have 3 tons of bronze melt! Click here to see the GIF movie (730 Kb In GIF): http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad/im ... nagain.gif Click here to see a larger picture (In PNG): http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad/im ... legrog.png Thanks to the Sword Amnesty Day, we have collected 500 Billion pounds worth of Noobscape's Instruments of death and hate, and piled them up in a secret location (in a non telgrab area) ready to be burnt alive in the hope of saving your heart and the minds of goblins from the desecration of the evil that you were forced into by your mummy. So, it's time for you to deicide, whether to burn these mystical symbols of wealth and folly! Vote now! If the poll tops a yes, I'll put a match to the lot! If it tops no, I'll give it all away to the Save The Goblin Charity Appeal I will also update the picture when I have made your minds up for you (I'm not biased, cos actually I own two phat sets) More like this on http://www.spookspring.com/noobsquad