rayne44

lol which ones?

you know you've been playing runescape too long when... .. someone tells you to follow them and you are trying to right-click on them and select "follow" .. you want Jagex to make stuffed animals based on monsters like the lesser demons .. your favorite song is the login tune .. you stay up until 6 am daily :oops: .. you talk about runescape to your real-life friends who also play runescape, and get excited about reaching fishing level 50 or leveling up on defense .. you can tell a scammer a mile away (real life too) .. you finish your summer reading book while clicking on red spiders every once in a while and going up 2 combat levels by doing so .. you sit there and in your head try to figure out what hair color you should get and whether or not a mask is worth buying .. sayings like "he has a lot of skeletons in his closet" or "he's so tired he's walking like a zombie" can only make you think of runescape, crumble undead and how annoying those level 120 random events are that only drop fish bait those bastards!... .. you make flash videos to make fun of the game (someone did and it was quite funny) .. you realize that quests are a way to get you to know your surroundings better .. you have withdrawals .. you realize that the game is simply pixels in a java window, that leveling up will never ever end, that you are so close to becoming a member and spending real money on an unreal thing, and yet you just don't care .. you have dreams about runescape (one was me getting killed and losing full rune twice and not caring, getting killed by a lvl 250 bear, then a 99 vampire, and yet another someone brought home a real r2h for me to have and it was nice, even though i never owned one) .. any crown you ever see you will call a party hat and wish you could dye it blue .. you wouldn't mind being a character from runescape, even if yourself, on Halloween and have the most serious face when you explain that you are a "level 82 lesser demon that drops fire runes, mith chains, and rune meds," or you could be a dwarf that starts throwing rocks at the person who gives you bad candy .. you actually know every line that every random event says, or are seriously working on memorizing it all .. you know how to get around every censored word .. instead of saying "wanna take this outside?" you say "wanna take it to the wild? i can so pk you and pwn you, you n00b" .. you think of more of these while you try to go to sleep

At first, this story made me think of the dwarven stout and the like that only do a power-up for a short period of time, then drop. It made me think of runescapers who are frustrated with this temporary advantage, who end up hacking a part of runescape or just developing a super-powered potion that will let the effect last for more than just 30 seconds at a time. Unfortunately, they messed everyone else up because they cheated and had more of an opportunity to win than the others, so Jagex was displeased with them and banned them. Also, the burnt food made me think of ranges or camp fires that work at a higher intensity and end up burning everyone's food, except for the cheaters who take advantage of it and click away early, leaving everyone upset. Yeah, I think too much about RuneScape. Now back to mining coal..

I am amazed at your iteligence level...(can't spell for crap) Ha ha, neither can you dude! It's I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E! lol I don't think he was making fun of you, Guthix, but of himself ;)

Do I still have the time to make one? I just noticed it ends in 3 days, so give a date please I wanna try and make one ;D