king_duffman
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when u die and u dont respawn in lumby
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Katsup
Anti-Poison
Ground beef
Lobster
Carrots
ground green beans
motor oil
plank
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euhm
1 - a rake with integrated cellphone
2 - a chainsaw that automatically locks on to moving obects and cuts them in to tiny pieces
3 - a coffee powered skatebord
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no
where the hell am i?
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coal?
im used to beat up meat -- (1 handed)
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yup 2
the person under me has less than 200 QP
(i got 201) :P
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nat staffs and stuff like that shoundnt be added cuz else mage'll become a noob skill
but combo staves are ok
earth + fire = lava staff
earth + water = mud staff
earth + air = sandstorm staff
fire + air = turbulence staff
fire + water = vapor staff
air + water = rain staff
some of those would be nice (especially fire + air)
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sliverlight --> junk and ugly
mjolnirs --> junk and ugly
bone spear --> was nice at first, till the noobs got hold of em
mud staff's pretty nice but seriously overpriced atm
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love it love it love it
hope they accept and put it in A.S.A.P.
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not that i use an autotyper but u cant ID one if ure using a GOOD program for it
for example:
autotyper = types it automatically
letter-changer = u type "xyz" and it changes it to a phrase u typed in the program
this way it changes the letters on YOUR computer and thuss can nobody find out
(exepting u got infested by ad-ware and stuff like that)
All jokes and such here please!
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my official list of "yo momma" jokes
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Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds
Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle...
Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her
Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change
Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down
Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her
Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade
Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her
Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her
Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on
Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on?
" Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains
" Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings
Yo' momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg
Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear
" Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time
Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French
Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb
Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit
Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake
" Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub
Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids
Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass
" Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family
" Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show
Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney"
Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet
Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out
Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation
Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo
Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on
Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps
Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN
" Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side
Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps
Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay
" Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA
' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, "Taxi
" Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution
Wide Turn
" Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in
Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun
Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates
Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock
" Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car
" Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..." Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky
Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views
Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil
Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help
Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand
Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out
Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station
Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard
" Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning
Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it