king_duffman

my official list of "yo momma" jokes enjoy Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on? " Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains " Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings Yo' momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear " Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake " Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass " Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family " Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney" Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN " Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay " Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again" Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA ' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, "Taxi " Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution Wide Turn " Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock " Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car " Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..." Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard " Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

when u die and u dont respawn in lumby

Katsup Anti-Poison Ground beef Lobster Carrots ground green beans motor oil plank

euhm 1 - a rake with integrated cellphone 2 - a chainsaw that automatically locks on to moving obects and cuts them in to tiny pieces 3 - a coffee powered skatebord

no where the hell am i?

coal? im used to beat up meat -- (1 handed)

yup 2 the person under me has less than 200 QP (i got 201) :P

nat staffs and stuff like that shoundnt be added cuz else mage'll become a noob skill but combo staves are ok earth + fire = lava staff earth + water = mud staff earth + air = sandstorm staff fire + air = turbulence staff fire + water = vapor staff air + water = rain staff some of those would be nice (especially fire + air)

sliverlight --> junk and ugly mjolnirs --> junk and ugly bone spear --> was nice at first, till the noobs got hold of em mud staff's pretty nice but seriously overpriced atm

love it love it love it hope they accept and put it in A.S.A.P.

not that i use an autotyper but u cant ID one if ure using a GOOD program for it for example: autotyper = types it automatically letter-changer = u type "xyz" and it changes it to a phrase u typed in the program this way it changes the letters on YOUR computer and thuss can nobody find out (exepting u got infested by ad-ware and stuff like that)