WISE OLD MAN GUIDE Mystery surrounds the Wise Old Man of Draynor Village. He has sat there doing nothing for ages, occasionally robbing a bank, but with the release of the Swan Song quest, it was time for a whole guide on RuneScape̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s best NPC. NB: If you are a F2P player, he is fairly pointless. Surroundings The Wise Old Man lives in Draynor Village in a two-storey house opposite the bank. Outside his house is his vulgar neighbour, Miss Schism and also the bank guard. The ground floor has nooks filled with strange books which are filled with rubbish information nobody needs (except for the history of the Evil Chicken̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ) and his artefacts from his travels. The first floor has more artefacts and a telescope with a view of the Wizard̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s tower. There is also a bed that shakes and you can kick. Rumour has it that there is a Kalphite under his bed̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ The Robbery The Wise Old Man did not achieve his riches by honest means, no way. He may be a Saradominist but he robbed the Draynor Bank, stealing millions of gold, killing 7 people, banishing Olivia to Falador, stealing a party hat and destroying a camera and a wall! You can watch a rather entertaining recording of the robbery (members only) by paying the bank guard 50gp and you can then talk to Miss Schism and Olivia about the attack too. Speaking to him When you speak, to him you can choose: ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅIs there anything I can do for you?̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ