[Things we REALLY need!]

We get it, we simply are posting things that f2p may need. Perhaps a small portion of fletching would be nice, but surely not the whole thing... The new bank page would be awesome for everyone. The forums and sitting down I must disagree with. Sitting down is completely useless and the forums are a huge thing for p2p. We don't want people begging in the markets do we? A lot of flame wars would go on.....

[Is Karamja Island Pier the Twilight Zone?]

It's not the specific area, so much as the many people there. Their actions and their numbers alone is enough to gather some randoms. I thought this would be logical.

[How about a new skill??]

this game is placed in midevil times. how could there be guns :-k

 

 

 

NUH UH. Runescape is a time of its own. Gielnor is not specifically in any time period relatable to Earth. God... And guns sound like another addition to range, in which you must use accuracy to do damage. However people would expect guns to hit very well.. Then comes kevlar... It brings up too many ideas...

 

 

 

New quest! Nuclear Biohazard!

 

Varrock has shot too many nuclear bombs at Ardougne creating a nuclear biohazard! Use fairy magic to dispose of the toxic waste, and conquer varrock's missile silos...

[How long have you been addicted?]

A couple years now... My brother played it at first and I needed an excuse to use the computer. After I spent 2 hours making a pot of flour I was hooked.

[More F2P Bank Space! [BANKSPACE ACHIEVED!]]

After another major members update members would obviously get more bankspace, that would be the best time for jagex to give f2p some bank space too. Too bad its never gona happen.

 

 

 

he wants it too prankster hes just enjoying being a downer. Plusy Lacarnaya It would mean more room to store your rubber chicken when not in use thwacking peopel!

 

 

 

Its whack, not thwack. God seriously. And when do you want to have the people whacked, cause you havent logged on yet.

 

 

 

We need more bank space. We just aint getting it.

[More F2P Bank Space! [BANKSPACE ACHIEVED!]]

After another major members update members would obviously get more bankspace, that would be the best time for jagex to give f2p some bank space too. Too bad its never gona happen.

[Telekenetic grab as a method of travel?]

A very nice members addition. Large boulders could be cleverly placed throughout the lands where there are areas of steep hill or water. Telekinetic push could be used as a spell for mages, however it could easily be abused as a fighter would never touch a mage. Maybe you would have to telekinetic push blocks and make a bridge or something, I dunno. Nice idea, needs a couple kinks and stuff though.

[members items in free to play]

F2P'ers claim that life is unfair, but in this instance, Jagex is correct. It would be incredibly unfair for f2p players to be victimized by p2p players hunting them down in the wilderness using whips, dragon weapons, poisoned weapons, etc. Stuff that f2p would have no defense against.

 

 

 

Sorry, guys, allowing P2P-only stuff to be used in F2P worlds has got to be one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. It's actually worse than giving F2P players a free day once a month.

 

 

 

- Sligo

 

 

 

Exactly. If you get ice blitzed, you're dead. If you have nothing more than rune, you're deader. All f2pers would stop pking. And f2p world would be invaded by members pkers. Whips, dds, ancient magicks, fire wave, infinity armor, veracs, it's a horrid thought.

[Greatest Runescape day of you life!]

Invent0 gave me 1 mil for free, which got me a MAJOR boost in EVERYTHING :pray:

[Most intersting Conversation]

Your sig is ginormous. Won't the mods get angry?

 

 

 

Pker: Omg defence noob.

 

Person: I only have 45 defence.

 

Pker: I know, that's noob

[Worst day ever in runescape?]

Probably the day I lost my rune scimmy and full helm. Not much, but it hurt. At the time I was especially poor.

[Create a noob]

Name: T3514 C0I1

 

RSGoal: Pwnz0rz Zazome

 

Gold: What's that?

 

Armor: My funny green shirt that some noob on the funny island gave me for free.

[Anyone else notice the new report abuse text?]

Perhaps its a semi secret update to get a bunch of people banned. Or maby Jagex feels like messing with our heads.

[~<The Begger - A New Instructer on Tutorial Island>~]

Here's an idea - create a new "random" event that occurs if you repeat the same phrase 4 or more times.

 

 

 

This random event will be as follows:

 

 

 

A ragged human will appear and will say your name, then the phrase you have been repeating over and over. If you ignore him, you will be teleported to Lumbridge and this guy will follow you, repeating the same thing over and over for 10 minutes. Even if you log out or teleport, he'll still follow you for 10 minutes of game time.

 

 

 

If you talk to him, he'll give you message about how being repetitive is annoying to other players. He'll ask you if you promise to never do it again, he'll give you a sapphire. If you don't promise, he'll do the following around thing to you.

 

 

 

Now, once you've promised to not do it again, and if you do it again, he'll reappear and tell you that you've broken a promise. He will steal the most valuable item (based on high-alch value) from you and proceed to annoy you for 10 minutes.

 

 

 

His words will show up in your chat window as if they were from a friend (i.e. transmitting to the friends chat). This way he doesn't clutter up people's chat windows. Also, his words will appear in a lighter yellow on the screen (a color unavailable via chat effects) so other players know to ignore him.

 

 

 

How's that?

 

 

 

- Sligo

 

 

 

Edit: You know, I'm thinking the teleport locations should be different.

 

 

 

The first offense, the teleport location is Lumbridge

 

The second offense, the teleport location is the south tip of Remmington

 

The third offense, the teleport location is the Zammy temple north of Falador

 

The fourth offense (and all there after) is a random location in the wilderness higher than level 30.

 

 

 

I love the idea, except for the giving a sapphire part.

[Do you play Warcraft III? ( not WoW ! )]

Yes I do. I pla DotA alot and like to RP, my favorite map is cotmrp(not azeroth).

 

 

 

I also play runescape. I have no life.

[My runescape comic]

Keep this bumped man!

[Limericks Game(don't worry explanation in topic)]

There once was a priest in a church,

 

He lived in a house made of birch,

 

He confessed all his sins,

 

And praised to the heavens,

 

But for now he's still with us on earth.

 

 

 

I will tell you the fate after birth,

 

Of a nice little planet called Earth,

 

The outside is gas,

 

The surface is grass,

 

And the core is a Stygian hearth.

 

 

 

There once was some grass that was green,

 

It had a bright colorful sheen,

 

It grew by a tree,

 

Which was planted by me,

 

And stayed there ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâtill I was a teen.

 

 

 

Your words are as sharp as a knife,

 

Able to discourage a life,

 

Or you can say:

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅHave a nice day!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[New type of armor 'barbarian armor']

Barbarians kind of don't wear armor so much as paint. Are you going to make a new spell? Enchant Paint.

[How will zee person above you die?]

The moogles will eat you in your sleep.[/b]

 

 

 

Moogles don't really seem to eat anything besides Kupo Nuts, grass, and more nuts. Although I DO have that peanut costume... :uhh: Your abstract sig turns out to be a portal to a parallel universe where nuts and grass eat people. You got whooped by a sunflower seed.

[Have a phat? How bout two!]

ch3k m4 4v4t4r nUbs. i g0ts d4 bl4k ph4t

 

:-w

[Greek Mythology Missing In Runescape!]

I suppose you could have Heliotopia put on an island where they worship different gods and have different creatures. It is possible, but unlikely...

[reporting drop parties]

I answered this question in ony of my posts a short while ago Its not reportable by any means unless you POST it on the official forums, and simply not have it. However having a fake public drop party is NOT reportable. I also don't see how a drop party can be a scam. The dropper simply drops items on the floor. Period. No scam involved whatsoever, so long as the person does indeed hold a drop party, instead of playing the ever scamming trust game. I hold cabbage parties all the time. People use offensive language toward me, and then I'm 1 report closer to being a mod. All said, mess with their heads as much or as little as you please.

 

world 1 is da best place to do it...

[How will zee person above you die?]

Your egg rots and then the horrible stench smothers you to death.

[The gp of DOOM!]

A bolt of unholy lightning strikes the gp from your hand, however, the distance was so close that each volt of electricity did 1 damage to you. You take 1000k damage. WOOOT! 1 GP!!!!!

[Noobs say the funniest things!]

noob1:i rule

 

noob2:how

 

noob1: i got 1k

 

noob2: awesome you can get that red sword with that

 

noob1:yer so i can

 

noob2:ill kill you for that 1k

 

noob1:fine

 

noob2:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs away*

 

 

 

*evil chicken appears and kills noob1*

 

 

 

noob2;liar he only had 10k

 

 

 

That completely bamboozled me.