For some fun this holiday-s Post funny stuff here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by

 

 

 

cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could

 

 

 

live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go

 

 

 

to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So

 

 

 

all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten

 

 

 

apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to

 

 

 

shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your

 

 

 

face or you'll be eaten."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out

 

 

 

in pain, so he was killed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the

 

 

 

king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this

 

 

 

should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the

 

 

 

ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one

 

 

 

asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The

 

 

 

second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy

 

 

 

coming with pineapples."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT::first post!

is that a duck over there..?

 

 

 

but really i dont know any jokes :( at all

it ok talk about anything at all.

I love that joke although I have heard that before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but dude mabey make your first post in the intro forum so people get to know you :wink: