Guest jackjim Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 For some fun this holiday-s Post funny stuff here. Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." EDIT::first post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w1zard Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 is that a duck over there..? but really i dont know any jokes :( at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackjim Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 it ok talk about anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 I love that joke although I have heard that before. but dude mabey make your first post in the intro forum so people get to know you :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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