Religion: In the very beginning, our elder gods were arguing about the destiny of the cosmos, while one were writting our fates, others were just sitting arround a warm fire eating ice. When the time came up, the choosen one to lead our destiny opened its eyes and starting screaming: A divine signal. Then, the armies of the mortals fell in battle to know those words of wisdom that will lead the race to a golden age...

 

 

 

For our fathers did, we remember today by saying "moo" at least 23 times in the day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

History: In the first age, when the gods sent us to this terrenal world, we choosen to drink a very odd sustance that our fathers named "Hipotetramultilexodioum of antipenta-antimooooooonium" that we choose to simply call "Hi-moo". This Hi-moo (a gift granted by the gods), was our holy grail, it keeped us plenty and happy and even gave us our very own armour that some inferior race that walk with only two feet called "leather".

 

 

 

After this, our elders knew that they had to preserve this sacred element, so they made a giant chamber made out of bells to protect forever the reamining tears of "Hi-moo".

 

 

 

The age of war: An evil and greed emperor known as "Cowtasious III" wanted the power from the holy tears, so he declared the war to the rest of the Bouvine countries. This bloody battle ended with a massacre of more than three thousands of milk lost.

 

 

 

When Cowtasious died, one of his adepths started the second cowly war by taking the title of main leader of the northen empire. His name was "A-Calf Milker". He took over half of the world to search these sacred remains of "Hi-moo" by "slaughtering" many cows. Finnaly he found what he searched, but because his evilness he dissapeared... But according to the KGC, his body was found in a leather form with the inscription "Touched by the sacred one".

 

 

 

The golden age: After we found the tears, our advanced scientifics and mages discovered a way to impart this power to the masses, they made a giant machine to gather all the remain and then it suddenly...Exploded... Now that is why we all have nice black or brown dots in our white skins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actual days:We are being chased by a new kind of menace called "humankind". That race keeps chasing us to make somehow extrange things called "boots". I hope that we can someday sleep in peace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Autor notes: Beetween the first great war and the second, was a extrange era where in secret, some cows made a secret pact with the penguins.

 

 

 

I hope that we together (cows and penguins) can banish the funny humans.

 

 

 

I'm being followed by a human.. Very extrange, I'll ignore him.

 

 

 

The human keeps following me.

 

 

 

The human talks about beef, that must be some sort of extrange clothing.

 

 

 

The human took meARRRGH!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

End the chapter one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter two

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To the reader:

 

 

 

 

 

 

My name is Cowlaf Acalfson, and I'm the son of Acalf Milkliumson who was the son of Mlkilum Califson who was the son of Calif Trobicowson who was the son of, wait, no, he wasn't the son of Trobicow, he was the son Of timmy the cow. Ah yes, now that you know my family I will talk a little about me: I have born a little after the last great war while my dear father was a quite strong adventurer. Recently I have found his own journal talking about the history of our race and some strange things, according to it, the last he had seen was a human chasing him. Now I will start my own quest to find my dad and then eat delicious grass *MOO*, remember, cows must say MOO at least 23 times in the day (and just 13 in the night).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The start of my journey: The sun is highly bright meaning that TO BE CONTINUED!

Nice copy off of my "cat". No, I'm joking, it seems like a cool story. Keep it up. :thumbsup:

Nice copy off of my "cat". No, I'm joking, it seems like a cool story. Keep it up. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

really? Lol! I was just wanting to bother the mods by making spam but accidentaly made a masterpiece! Ok, I'll continue!