This is the Untold thingymabob with that long title blah that not many people have heard yeah but so here it goes

 

anyways.

 

A man sat at a table, sipping a cup of tea whilst chewing on the end of his quill. yes, he does both at the same time. Don't

 

ask how.

 

Of course, if he really were paying attention, he would have noticed exactly how much ink was transfering from the quill

 

into his mouth, but something much more interesting was occupying his attention.

 

On the roof, a large spider was attempting to bite his finger on the desk. (Yes, spiders can also do things defying the laws

 

of all lawfully laws.)

 

Then it bit him.

 

And he died.

 

Story over.

 

But no, not yet.

 

This person has now reappeared in Lumbridge, still holding the same cup of tea, the quill and his clothes.

 

Were he to notice the fact that he was no longer sitting at his desk, he would've immediately fallen over.

 

But still, he went on chewing the pen.

 

Suddenly, somebody's feet appeared on his head.

 

Looking up, he saw a recently reincarnated person.

 

It was....Zezima, the greatest Runescaper ever!

 

No it wasn't.

 

It was I'mteh13379x (Yes, he has evolved beyond not being allowed to use punctuation in his username).

 

Then our main character, the one based on that guy from the movie where the person does that thing, he falls.

 

He falls on a [bleep]y helmet.

 

Blood, pain, ouchiness.

 

Death.

 

Of course, he respawns in Lumbridge.

 

On top of the person who fell on him.

 

And in the distance, he saw...A Mirror!

 

The person underneath him pinched his leg.

 

And he said "Ow".

 

Then the person under him died.

 

Then that person spawned.

 

And ate himself.

 

And he died.

 

So here we are, a very badly set scene, and I really hate it, so I'm going to press the fast forward button on my remote.

 

Oh, yes, I went there.

 

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I'mteh13379x is picking at a scab on his leg whilst our main character (he has been dubbed Retsnom) sits on a bag of hay

 

leaning against the wall in the Karamjan Crate.

 

"I can't believe that giant bottle of rum put us in this crate!" says I'mteh13379x, chewing on a scab.

 

"He's doing the quest Chocolate Milk's Treasure, it's only fair," replies Retsnom, playing with his hair and reading a

 

book upside down.

 

I'mteh13379x is searching through the bananas near him to find the latch on the crate.

 

"But still, all we were doing was throwing rocks at him and trying to drink him."

 

"I know, but he just got back from his 10 o'clock flight and he's slightly Eagle-Lagged.

 

A loud clunk is heard somewhere in this yellow crescent filled box, and light shines through onto a Retsnoms cat.

 

"Bright light, bright light!!" says the cat, combusting into flames.

 

"Got it!" replies I'mteh13379x, jumping out through the opening of the crate.

 

"Oh, my cat." replies Retsnom, climbing out after I'mteh13379x.

 

"Let's go."

 

Jump way back to when our dooper dooper dynamic duo durating death diligently dude defied doubly dissatisfying dogs

 

(DDDDDDD) were in Lumbridge.

 

"Stop dying!" said Retsnom.

 

"No, you stop dying!" replied I'mteh13379x.

 

"You!"

 

"No, You!"

 

"Stop talking to yourself"

 

"Dude!"

 

"DON'T START WITH THE D'S!"

 

(Of course, during this argument they are continuously killing each other and themselves for some reason, of course, the

 

irony in this is quite visible)

 

"I summon Pikachu, the forbidden one!"

 

"Well I play ham and cheese sandwich in defense mode!"

 

"Pikachu, eat his sandwich!"

 

"I reveal my "Moldy Bread" trap card!"

 

"Oh no!"

 

*Death*

 

"My cheese sandwich!"

 

"My Pikachu!"

 

"My innocence!"

 

"My M&Ms!"

 

"Whoa dude, too far, too far."

 

"Sorry."

 

"K."

 

"I have an idea!"

 

"What?"

 

"We go to Jagex and ask exactly why we keep spawning on each other!"

 

"No. Let's go to Cluckity Chicken instead."

 

"O-K!"

 

 

 

Jump forward to one week after they departed on their journey for their 11 secret herbs and spices.

 

"God dude, you've been on the toilet for days!" said I'mteh13379x, drawing on the bricks beside the toilet door.

 

"MEXICAN FOOD!" came the tortured reply of Retsnom.

 

Of course, most of you probably haven't realised that there is no Mexico in Runscape, but I'll leave that to you.

 

A large bang, a scream, and Retsnom was out of the toilet.

 

"Let's get going, shall we?"

 

And they did.

 

 

 

Tune in for the next Random Chapter!

Aah! Copy + Pasting from notepad really messed it up.

 

I'll fix it in a second.

I thought you weren't supposed to use famous rsers, like zezima, in stories

I thought you weren't supposed to use famous rsers, like zezima, in stories

 

 

 

^ What he said.