homelessphsyco Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Santa started talking to me so I started talking to him. I found him in the McGrubor's woods. He gave me a lump of coal since I was a naughty boy! SO then I attacked him and little did I know that he was a kalphite!!! I fought the kalphite for my life, luckly, the fremminicks from rellicka came by and started to melee them. They brought me a keg to heal my health, but little did I know, that the keg was implanted by the Followers of Zamorack, and they put in rotten tomatoes from which they bought from faldi in the dueling arena! So then I got sick, and so sick that I LOST health!!! I was all out of gnome chocolate bombs and I had 1hp left when Guthix and Saradomin decided to help me at the last minute! Guthix increased all of my stats by 50! which made my combat to level 134. Saradomin, on the other hand, gave me god food. The food heals all of your hp! And ohhhhh boy! did it taste good! Now at this time, most of the fremmenicks had already come upon their death so I was all alone now! I needed help and fast! the Kalphite was taking off my health very quickly, hitting me by 20's each time!!!! I called to King Lathas, seeing as I helped him out many times before, he sent me a whole army consisting of 60 heroes 100 paladins and 170 knights!!!!! We all teamed up and then the kalphite was down to its last 65 hp. The kalphite turned back into santa, who was a mere level 43. We stopped our attack. I talked to him and he said that he was tired and weary! So I sent everyone elso home... Little did I know that santa was a disguise of Iban, the demigod of runescape. He sent out 7 reindeer to attack me!!! Their combat was level 99, which was a moderate task for me, since i only had 3 god pies left and Guthix's special effect wore off! Luckily, Zezima was walking past me and he wanted to help me out. We both teamed all of reindeer. After we destroyed all of the reindeer, they came back from the underworld and formed together to form an ultimate monster!!!!!! It's level was 856!!! Zezima was in his clan of level 100's+ and so he called all of them over here, while I destracted the monster! 50 level 100's+ came! We called the beastly monster Reinfighter! One swoop of his claw hit 15 players and it hit a whopping 45!!!! I myself was unprepared so I used my book of Saradomin to call him to my assistance! I preached and preached and preached until my mouth got dry, then I drank some Holy Water and recited the following verse, in elven tounge: Ish melkar fither melka peterlik! shebab! shebab! ish ne men ko lik man po! shebab! shebab! Kas gali ce iskaitite ira protingas! shebab! shebab! Mano vardas ira Lukas! ir as tave nu shodsu!!! A light came from the sky. Zezima died, giving me these final words of courage Tis not thee time to ponder the questions of life, but it is thee time to ask, "Why was thy made and what is thy quest for happiness?". Your quest, is to bring peace and destroy Iban and Santa. But thee cannot do this without help from thee gods!!!" Out of nowhere came dwarves! They deployed 25 cannons to help annihlate the beast!!! Boy was I glad to see them! Now, Saradomin's full will came into action! The level 100's started to sacrifice themselves in order to help me. If I failed the quest, the whole world of Runescape would fall into Peril!!!! The last level 100 sacrificed herself, and I became a demigod from the will of Saradomin!!! I grew, 25 feet tall in lengh, and i widened up 3 feet. My dragon helmet, battle axe, sheild, and chain started to glow! Saradomin has unlocked the power of the dragons for me! The special force kept on growing and growing until its special powers grew to 50 each! I clicked on each one, rapidly, FRANTICALLY, and then there came my loyal preist servents! 25 of them! they started chanting incantations which gave me a temporary invinciballity against the monster. Then the monks of Zamorack came by and started chanting for the Reinfighter! He, however, did not have invincibilaty, but, his weapon started to glow! And then, came urserpers of the underworld! His beasts! Breathing deap fire from the gateway of the underworld, those massive beasts, level 412, started to attack me quickly! I slashed my mighty battle axe at the weak beasts comparing to my level, 1000! then Reinfighter struck!!!! He took off 500 of my hitpoints. With his mighty whip he whiplashed me 56 times! Then, I got MAD!!!! I took my mighty battle axe, used my special ability and charged!!!! I slashed the beast in 2 parts, leaving it weak. The monks of zamorack, however, started to attack me! Those monks level 23, could not dent me with their weak spells. I was wrong! They hit me, rapidly! Using the power of Iban and Zamorack, they brought me back, as far as I could go... I used my battle axe and split open the earth by little cracks! I chanted an old incantaion spell, which sent them straight to the underworld!!! Now my last objective was the reinfighter! I slashed and crushed and whipped and fought until the last ounce of my energy was used up. The reinfighter dissolved into small specks of light, red,green, and blue. Then appeared Iban and Zamorack "Hear me!!!! This is not over!!!" says Iban. "I shall take back my revenge on you for destroying my santa claus!!! All I wanted to do was destroy Santa once and for all!!!!" Zamorack Vanished. "Huh? what happened? Where are you amster Zamorack!??!" sqealed the evil demigod. Then he saw what i was preparing to do... I gathered all of my power, lifted up the giant heavy battleaxe, and brought straight down on Iban. Blood flew everywhere and he split into two peices. Far away you could hear the distant moans of the dead. After the smoke cleared, I saw what had happend, I killed Iban and scared Zamorack away. There was a yoyo on the floor. So all in all, I got my yoyo from santa as you can say... (I typed this all up in about 30 mins and i to proof read it. Tell me what you think of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homelessphsyco Posted December 22, 2004 Author Share Posted December 22, 2004 oh and btw, I didnt really put a lot of time into this so I know its pretty bad but its basically a story of how I got my YoYo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescape_rocks Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 it's kind of dumb, but its funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barfbag Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Thats funny! :lol: Man, An evil santa/iban. lol! To stand in the valley of death is one thing, to not have been able to stop the chaos is another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burningbman Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 :lol: lol pretty good, got a little confusing at points...very good work I think There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homelessphsyco Posted December 22, 2004 Author Share Posted December 22, 2004 lol thanks, and as i said before is that I didnt put a lot of time into this, I just wrote what came into my head so I know is kinda crappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajahofffx Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i dont think zezima would like u killing him off but dont we all want to see him die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homelessphsyco Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 lol, I dont think zezima goes on these baords though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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